gaming all star rap battles - kirby vs pac-man lyrics
[verse 1: kirby]
coming in like a shooting star
it’s kirby, the star warrior
it’s really lame on what you do
in the little game of yours
i’m guessing you must be g+y
because you like to chomp on some white b+lls
i saw your ghostly adventures show
i instantly thought the ratings will fall
them ghosts are chasing you
were you secretly a murderer?
i’d suggest giving ms. pac man to me
i promise, i won’t hurt her
you never met a knight like me
so get ready to die for your sins
better grab on to something
because i’m about to suck you in!
[verse 2: pac man]
oh, just shut your mouth
and stop eating everything you see
i know there’s one thing you suck
when someone starts pressing b
i am pac man, i’m a classic
ran this since the arcade age
every time someone’s playing on my game
their eyes get engaged
and what the h+ll? eating your enemies up?
ain’t that kinda wrecking?
i’m such a badass that they feature me
in street fighter x tekken
my favorite form of yours is crash kirby
because you always blow up
what’s the matter man? are you mad?
’cause you’re getting all puffed
[verse 3: kirby]
no one plays your games anymore
i’m the one puff ball everyone loves
you wouldn’t like me as rock kirby
when i come from above
you are so outdated man
i been famous for 20 years, bro
and h+ll, i made millions
when the anime gave me one hundred episodes
i’m going out like knuckle joe
as fighter kirby on your ass
tell me why nintendo wouldn’t let
you be in super smash
little known fact, you were supposed to be
an enemy called waddle dum
don’t you maga maga maga me
’cause you’re about to make your jaw numb
[verse 4: pac man]
you’re the one to talk
your mouth goes like 2 feet wide
and what did dynablade’s kids do
when you told them their mother died?
man, you’re bonkers
quit smoking on that kracko
if you think you’re gonna beat me
in this battle then you’re whacko
i’m the best
i’m nicknamed after a famous asian boxer
you live on planet pop star
but i’m the one they call a rock star
when i heard both of your verses
it’s like i’m listening to mic kirby
cause i know it’s the number one thing
to make everyone’s ears bleed
[verse 5: jigglypuff]
both of you shut the f+ck up
and just close your mouths for once
i don’t wanna hear another horrible diss
from the two of you c+nts
kirby you suck
i don’t mean that as a joke, you baffoon
now watch me metronome, get pin missile
then i’ll pop you like a balloon
and as for you f+g man
don’t think you can get anything in this battle, honey
both you f+gs are done
the pokémon company makes more money
i feel like dissing you guys twice
so let me go and use double team
cause honestly these’ll be the only pair
of jigglypuffs you’ll ever see
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