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gaming all star rap battles - mike tyson vs donkey kong 2 lyrics

[verse 1: dk]
welcome back b+tch!
you up for another round?
i’m glad you’re out your coma
to hear how worse your raps sound
fly like a b+tterfly? sting like a bee?
well i charge like a rhino
and i punch like muhammad ali
your little scene in hangover was so f+cking stupid
don’t make me diss your ass again, so just look kid
just ask my buddy funky
who’s the cool one in this fight
i spit so hard that you actually feel the rhymes of might
soaring in like a plane that took down king kong
so you can just suck my big, fat, long, donkey schl+ng
don’t try to spit back, the janitor will have hard work
here’s a dictionary, try to say some words right this time, jerk
[verse 2: tyson]
i’ll strangle you with that tie
and shove bananas up your ass
then i’ll rip out your ear
and just throw it in the trash
i’ll punch out you and all of your little monkey boys
at least i didn’t go apе sh+t on some mini mario toys
you stole mario’s old b+tch
and you ran away when hе just came in
now you guys are like friends
what’d you do, suck his d+ck?
the donkey kong country tv show
makes you look ugly as h+ll
c’mon let’s do this sh+t!
somebody ring the f+cking bell
i’m king k rooling
what you gonna do n+gga?
steal my bike?
that candy kong sl+t of yours looks like a f+cking dyk+!
you joined nintendo just to get fame from mario
now why don’t you take your stupid barrels
and just go home?

[verse 3: dk]
lets get on like me, donkey kong
it’s time to retire, mikey
in the wii version of punch out
they replaced you with me
i’m the original, digital, principle
animal of nintendo
you’re ass is more of a disappointment
than f+cking king hippo
by the end, i’ll take your belt
for i am the true heavyweight champ
the last battle you say you’re a poet
but i don’t give a cr+p
even tiny kong can kick your ass
it’s pretty young for her age
so let’s go tyson, let’s do this sh+t
let’s take this to the cage
[verse 4: tyson]
i held titles of wbc, wba, and ibf at 20
wanna bet if you can take this boxer down?
here, have a penny
like i said, dk is short for d+ck
looks like you haven’t changed a bit
i should come out of retirement
just so i can make you quit
my name is m tyson
not that guy from street fighter
your rapping is even lamer
than you in super mario strikers
94 wins before
and now its up to 95
donkey, don’t think you’re gonna take down
kid dynamite

[verse 5: dk]
your boxing style peek a boo
is the biggest p+ssy style
and i’m gonna embarrass you
more than you little rape trial
the baddest man on the planet?
who the h+ll came up with that?
i should call you chunky kong
’cause you’re getting a bit fat
[verse 6: tyson]
ok i admit it
donkey kong 64 was a good game
but donkey kong countries 2 and 3
those were really lame
i’ll klap trap you into a choke hold
and then pummel you to the ground
you ready to rumble b+tch?
who has the worse raps now?

[verse 7: dk]
don’t underestimate the power
that the dk punch has to bring
you won’t win this rematch you ass
your raps do nothing

[verse 8: tyson]
aw, you gonna cry?
well c’mon stand the f+ck up!!!
it’s not like getting spanked from cranky kong was enough

[punch+ (tyson gets ko’d)]

[verse: dk]
why don’t you shut the f+ck up?

[verse: b+lo]
whoa dude what the h+ll?
it’s just a rap battle!

[verse: dk]
i’m sorry its just he took it to far
i couldn’t help it

[verse: b+lo]
you uh…gotta work on that anger, man…
that was just too intense…
huh…
dude what you still do+…
roll to the credits stupid

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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