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gaming all star rap battles - pokemon trainer vs wii fit trainer lyrics

[verse 1: wii fit trainer]
breathe in, breathe out
because it’s the last you’re gonna have
you’ve been exploring the world to much;
you need to take a bath
i am the most relaxed trainer;
and i have abs of steel and iron
and just like my good man, gandhi
i also spit yoga fire
how many generations does it take
to get all your fans back?
the answer is zero and your virgin ass
has the smallest poké ball sack
the whole world gets so fit that
i make the snorlax evolution backwards
you haven’t even had s+x that
you couldn’t make your caterpiе grow faster
[verse 2: pokémon trainer]
you gotta be kidding me…its supеr effective?
i need to bring out the big guys… come on guys

[verse: squirtle]
if you’re gonna be working out
here’s one thing you need to know for sure

[verse: ivysaur]
just do what abra always does
and just f+cking teleport

[verse: squirtle:]
the reason that people buy your game
and they’re still looking fat

[verse: ivysaur]
is because they always cheat
just by pushing their hands on the pad

[verse: squirtle]
my name is squirtle
using water gun on all the big jigglypuffs

[verse: ivysaur]
and ivysaur spitting bullet seeds;
you are not all that buff or tough
[verse: squirtle]
when the two of us are set up to battle
it makes you want to scream and shout

[verse: ivysaur]
because with the moves we’ll combine
it’ll give you a one hit knockout

[verse 3: wii fit trainer]
the relaxed emotion i’m in?
f+ck that sh+t!
i’m coming to smash bros b+tch
so i’ll smash you with my fists
making every jynx dance with my hula hoops
i trained fatties so much to make slowpoke juke
squirtle, quit squirting that hydro pump
you’re the worst starter; you weak+ass turtle c+nt
ivysaur prepare to feel the burn in your core
because by the end of this, i’ll make you “venus+sore”

[verse: squirtle and ivysaur]

d+mn…

we’re down
[verse 4: pokemon trainer]
well i guess you’re my only hope buddy
let’s show these b+tches what we do back in pallet town!

[verse: charizard]
we saved the best for last;
charizard is here to fire blast
you won’t even win this fight
even though you’re rapping is fast

did you really think that working out
is going to make you get laid?
well, you’re wrong;
h+ll i don’t even think you get your daily pay
you’re too much of a wh0re;
even psy won’t take you out
we’re going to a 6th generation;
hopefully you won’t go cry and pout
i don’t even need a big verse;
i can just beat you with this last line
the reason you lost this battle
is because you’re a chick and you’re white

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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