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gaming all star rap battles - sgt. frog vs sgt. roebuck lyrics

[verse 1: sgt. frog]
actually, my good man
my name is sergeant keroro
i’m original from the game and watch
while you play with d+ld+s
the leader of armpit platoon
while you were in the invasion of peleliu
i was made in asia
and little trolls play call of doo+doo!
you don’t know me?
b+tch, n0body likes you either
i bet those bullets are bigger
than your microscopic wiener!
who gives a sh+t if you were
in the united states marines?
get shot in the ankles and get on your knees
so i’ll use you as a latrine!
[verse 2: sgt. roebuck]
you’re kidding me, right?
is asia on marijuana or heroine?
you’ll never see me coming, froggy
it’ll feel like you’re in makin
i’ll admit, you’re pretty tough for being 25 to 39
but when i’m done with you
you’ll be on a plate served with fries!
by far, you must be the stupidest sergeant ever known
with the worst fears ever
let’s see how many we can show
there’s the invasion timer, valentine’s day candy
and your dad
you’re the reason why we won in peleliu
and took down the forces of j+pan!

[verse 3: sgt. frog]
tell me, when was the last time
you had a partner that isn’t g+y?
you ain’t strong
i got powers and i can hold a hammer
100 times my weight!
you make me madder than the sound
of rubbing styrofoam
why don’t you go back to your orphanage
until no parent wants you in their home?
[verse 4: sgt. roebuck]
if i’m a virgin, then how come you never knew
that that dumb b+tch tamama
had a r+t+rded crush on you?
this battle is now done
and you have been stepped on
i’ll shoot down all your friends
to get some k!ll streak shots!

- gaming all star rap battles lyrics

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