gaming all star rap battles - spy vs sniper lyrics
[verse 1: spy]
pardon me, but what is this?
you live in a van!
i’m the spy, but who am i?
try and guess, filthy jar man!
the one thing you accomplish
is leading how to camp
let’s settle this like gentlemen
with+ aha! backstab!
may i make a suggestion? run
you’re such a disappointment!
are there snakes in the outback?
call me a diamondback, friend!
was there ever any doubt
that i would kick your ass?
oh dear, i apologize
i think i’ve made quite a mess
[verse 2: sniper]
i think you have forgotten
about the one you are messing with
i’m the sniper!
p+ss off or you can prepare to meet your death
sniping’s a good job mate!
it’s challenging work outdoors
i’ll bat you outta h+ll
with the conscientious objector
i’m also a hunter
i’m like the male katniss everdeen
i’ll show you a backstab
with a slice of my kukri
i’ll give you a headshot
leaving you with a h+ll of a headache
look a little low on health buddy
i suggest getting the medic
[verse 3: medic]
well you said my name
and now i’ll help you with your little burns
prepare for your examination
you two are just the worst
without me in the game
you guys would be already dead
so let’s practice medicine
and then i’ll blast you with my kritzkrieg
ah my spy friend
don’t be p+ssy and show your face
and sniper, i think it’s time
that somebody put you in your place
i’ll cut you with my vita+saw
call me the surgeon simulator
i’m out, fraulines
but i solemnly vow to f+ck with you later
[verse 4: engineer]
look buddies, i’m an engineer
that means i solve problems
ain’t no southern hospitality, pardner
so you’ll be falling
this guy from the defensive class
will take down you d+mn supporters
i’m coming at you from texas
i’ll take you back to the border
i’m gonna make you cry, spy
for i am the roughneck of the west
and sniper, them guns are nothing
to my big ass wrench
medic, you’ll need a medic
after i’m finished with you
now i’ll take the heads of you
and i’ll have myself some barbeque
[verse 5: heavy]
it’s time i show you b+tches
the true meaning of strength
i’m coming in at a thousand pounds
i’m as tough as a tank
you think you can outsmart me?
then outsmart this bullet b+tch
after i finish you weaklings off
i’ll snack on a little sandvich
with my powerful “minigun”
it results my shooting good
you guys can’t carry my weapons
’cause you don’t eat my kind of food
i’m known as a heavyweight
in my successful career in boxing
and all you guys are known for
is some major c+ck sucking
[verse 6: demoman]
one crossed wire
one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate
one errant twitch…and kablooie!
boom boom baby!
i’m launching grenades, stickybombs
and all kinds of explosives
all you sh+ts wouldn’t have the courage
to step to the scottish resistance
time to loch+n+load
as this pirate takes a chargin’ targe
i’m about to get serious
as i get myself an ubercharge
with all of your failed strategies
i just cannot stand
so what makes you think you can beat
the one and only demoman
[verse 7: pyro]
the mask is coming off
and it’s time for the true face of fear to rise
from the ashes as i pull out my flamethrower
and ignore your cries
i’m the pyro!
spies beware, because you’ll be burning galore
airblast your f+cking stickies
since you’re being a spamming wh0re!
what’s a heavy medic combo
against critical phlogistinator
and engie loves to play with joysticks
he can wrangle like a m+st+rbator
is it halloween already, well
guess i’ll burn you like a witch
man, i’ll melt all your faces
as you rainblow this, b+tch!
[verse 8: soldier]
alright you little maggots
it’s time for some legit tubing
nothing like the demo rip off
because the job will get done smoothly
i’m a cold blooded american
unlike you communist p+ssies!
every one of you wannabe terrorists
shouldn’t mess with the military
pyro, this time you’re getting burned
sorry to be brute
and heavy, man
i’ll tread on your f+cking face with my boots!
you scummy bums’ lyrical talent
adds up to just about none
you’ll be done when i unload the black box
for sh+ts, giggles, and fun
[verse 9: scout]
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines
and brother, i hurt people
with a bat, and a scattergun
and let’s not forget the pistol
you wanna fight? bonk!
yeah, how do ya like that?
let’s have a little round of baseball
with my trusty sandman
it’s about to get crazy
because i got too much caffeine
when y’all chuckleheads are dead
i ain’t giving any rapid recovery
i’m the winner of this battle
just look at this little saxxy
so let’s promote me
as the leader of the fortress team
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