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gapehorn - shalom (prod. average) lyrics

[chorus]

shalom
ayo homes hows it going on i’m doing pretty d-mn good i don’t gotta pay no loans
shalom
lit like 9 candles on hanukkah and i’m piped up with the rabbis at my sons bar mitzvah
shalom
smoking the herb right outta of a cone 20 g’s fully packed like a synagogue zone
schaloom
schaloom
schaloom
schaloom

[verse 1]

i keep it kosher
all about peace never keep a holster
keep it lowkey like a godd-mn gopher
telling my kids and wife that i’m always sober
that ain’t the way
vibin to klezmer while on mdma
you best believe that i am aok
lots of us ain’t about the life that’s advertised
smoking up in morning blazed during synagogue back to getting lit at night
if the wife be feeling the vibe you know that i be giving her pipe
d-ck big like an ubahn tunnel
she swallow it whole like a pro no struggle

[chorus]

[verse 2]

hit up the local rabbi on the phone
found out that he recently divorced his fourth wife and that he’s desperate for a bone
set him up with a broad b-tch named abela to make another son
hes gonna have fun cuz abella be shaking her booty like her last name anderson (sheesh)
yeah, stripper pole at the bar mitzvah
roll my weed with some motherf-cking rizla
king size man my d-ck is circ-mcised
every single day on her f-cking face i s-m-nize like what?

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