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gar greatest at rapping – mud peddler lyrics

[intro: gar & tom lehrer]
every evening you will find him around our neighborhood
it’s the old dope peddler doing well by doing good
new manure flavor just dropped, plum

[verse 1: gar]
18 a year but can’t afford 5 for a lease
i don’t do showers my hair got a lil’ grease
sweden was cold as h+ll had to wear a fleece
i’m jorgensen my pockets stuffed with the cheese
i might make it out the hood with husky flow
subscriber count going up, but it’s slow
in the mud we ain’t eat chicken we ate crow
sh+t ain’t been the same since i found tim’s d+ld+
question of thе day still postponed
i’m struggling with demons pleasе leave me alone
do you know what it’s like to hear nl moan?
moving away soon i’m+a have to get a loan
hungry as h+ll i’m swallowing my gum
counterfeit mud and it came with a crumb
new manure flavor just dropped + plum
how come every husky beat got the same drum
mud peddler i’m in the mud with a bike
ver got bipolar we are not alike
looking for raw mud had to go on a hike
stealing so much beats i got a copyright strike
how come i keep slowing down at a green light
ver on the internet lying about his height
i’ll measure it myself i just booked a flight
if ver in the mud why his room so bright?
tryna get an internship at his lab
picking new flavors like i’m picking my scab
new experiment serving mud to the crabs
ver watching me closely he keeping the tabs
lab at a secret location i can’t disclose
inventing mud that won’t stain your clothes
i told god to speak up and he froze
5’9 but 6’0 standing on my toes
[interlude: gar & tom lehrer]
when the shades of night are falling
comes a fellow everyone knows
it’s the old dope peddler spreading joy wherever he goes

[verse 2: gar]
i just tried dehydrating mud and sniffing it
but don’t worry the mud i used was counterfeit
when i’m at the lab ver has to babysit
got caught smoking fake mud i’m a hypocrite
when you’re in the mud the food is scarce
when you’re in the marble you’re on youtube watching scarce
went to the barber she took an inch off my hairs
spilled ver’s mud and started having scares
friends going away was the least of my fears
good mud be bringing you to tears
gar blowing up in the next few years
jorgensen got a fat neck and fat ears
jorgensen took a sh+t and broke his plumbing
just found out their address, tell them i’m coming
he’s so d+mn fat he shakes the ground when he’s humming
jorgensen’s number one opp i’m becoming
only 18 years old and considering p+rn
fake p++p and it came with some corn
jorgensen’s sh+t bigger than a newborn
jorgensen’s assh0l+ gotta be torn
ver filtered dirt from mud and it sold out
single+handedly saved sweden from the drought
fed mud to the fish, i’m eating mud trout
michael needs to marry a woman that’s devout
how many bars i got left about eight
they need to legalize mud in my state
i keep it 300 like jorgensen’s weight
how does jim jorgensen fit through the gate
i gotta stick to my roots like a tree
slave to ver’s lab i’m working for the free
ver got caught by the feds now he’s taking a plea
mud peddler it’s hurting my knee
[outro: gar & tom lehrer]
when the shades of night are falling
comes a fellow everyone knows
it’s the old dope peddler spreading joy wherever he goes

what you know about gar?
slanging that iron on gar boulevard
where i come from you can’t lower your guard
what i seen in the mud that sh+t done had me scarred
couple years ago i stole a credit card
at back bay station, it wasn’t hard
they want me to fail so i sent them my regards
she ghosted me so i camped in her yard

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