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gar greatest at rapping - stool lyrics

[intro: gar]
this that p++p life
this sh+t’s only for the lowest of the low
we in the darkness but it feels good

[verse 1: gar]
molded from stool i was made in the lab
stuck in the marble and dining on crab
always got picked on i felt like a scab
when i see my opps it’s the toolie i grab
running from 12 never ever looked back
doing cocaine cause the mud had a crack
feeling like mshee praying she’ll come back
my taste in women is everything but black
tried to buy a volvo but just for the cruise
loving manure and drinking the booze
i’m getting mad i gave her a bruise
dming ver i got nothing to lose
dming god why he still ain’t respond
feeling quacky i’m stuck in the pond
fans messaging me like i’m gonna respond
shopping at tops but ain’t got no coupons
[bridge: gar]
just got a raise to 20 a year
(gar you fell off) yeah i’m aware
working at ikea i’m a cashier
when i look at ver i think i am queer
current subscriber count is 15
by the end of the song it be 16
mud from the jungle it’s naturally green
it’s low in fiber but high in protein

[verse 2: gar]
raised in the jungle that’s where i was born
ver was only seven and forced to do p+rn
off+brand mud and it came with a th+rn
bought authentic mud straight from oliver storm
on stage i was never taught how to perform
only smoking p++p if i know that it’s warm
massachusetts hurt but i had to conform
almost hung myself when i was living in that dorm
if abortion gets banned i’m dylann roof
facing allegations but without any proof
bad at writing lyrics i turned to a goof
tim playing roblox i keep hearing “oof”
feeling tom brady how i’m kissing my boys
working at precision took away all my joy
need a medic i overdosed on soy
if i ever had hope it’s all been destroyed
demons f+cking me up they just ran me over
why they had to do it in a range rover
book a flight to somalia for october
i’m unlucky never saw a four+leaf clover
it’s over when i say “oh ver”
cause half the song was ghostwritten by ver
women or men don’t know what i prefer
i gotta sh+t i drank too much liquor
i hate the world i wanna watch it burn
i’m working for ver’s lab as an intern
i just took a sh+t made my stomach churn
fake mud market crazy when will y’all learn
got nothing to live for, nothing at all
everyone who made it big started off small
they laugh when they hear my middle name is paul
seats all the way back in the car i’m too tall
i’m thinking ’bout importing mud from nepal
looking for leftover p++p in the bathroom stall
p++p makes me high don’t know about y’all
long as i’m smoking stool i’m gonna be al+right
they hating on gar but don’t know caleb wright
gotta burn this p++p but first i need a light
ver shorter than me there’s a difference in height
can’t even smoke this p++p i packed it too tight
[outro: gar]
d+mn, gotta stop packing it like that bro
just get too excited you know i get energetic you know
i’m too strong with it, it’s okay i’m making another batch right now

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