garch the great - bigfoot's out there lyrics
out in the woods where the tall trees grow
there’s a hairy ol’ legend everyone knows
he’s part bear, part man, part mystery
with a phd in “you can’t see me!”
they call him bigfoot, the king of the trail
the blurry photo champ who’s never in jail
he’s got a diet of berries and maybe some deer
and a knack for vanishing year after year
bigfoot’s out there, just livin’ his dream
kickin’ it back by the mountain stream
no paparazzi, no cameras, no fame
just a naked ol’ beast who has no shame
he doesn’t want troublе, he just wants peace
and maybе a couple of snacks, at least
he’ll make a cameo in your blurry pics
leading some folks to say its all a trick
he’s the champ of hide+and+seek, the forest’s mvp
blends right in with the line of the trees
but when you’re out camping, keep your snacks tight
or you’ll wake up to bigfoot stealing a bite
bigfoot’s out there, just having some fun
hidin’ in the trees, away from the sun
he’s the forest’s houdini, the sasquatch king
disappearing faster than your grandma’s bling
is he real?
is he fake?
n0body knows
but he’s got his own merch and a line of shows
from t+shirts to mugs, he’s beloved by vloggers
even got his mug on a bottle of bigfoot lager!
so here’s to the legend, the hairy old chap
who’s dodged every trap with a clever clapback
he’s a meme, a mascot, a cultural trope
and the only mystery that gives us hope
bigfoot’s out there, in the woods he’s found
but if you go looking, you won’t find him ’round
he’s the blurry photo we just can’t frame
the sh+ggy ol’ hero who’s a household name
grab your camera and head out to the trees
but don’t be surprised if he’s hard to see
if you spot him and snap that shot
he’ll probably run and leave you with squat
he might wave at you or just give you a stare
but don’t bother him, he’s just happy out there
bigfoot’s out there, laughing still
living his life, and dodging the bill
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