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gareth richards - dave the fridge lyrics

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my friend dave is a little it square,
just like a fridge
my friend dave hasn’t got any hair
just like a fridge
but dave doesn’t listen to what you say
he likes to pretend that everythings okay
dave keeps things the same way everyday
just like a fridge

my friend is white,
just like a fridge
dave doesn’t wash so he gently hums
just like a fridge
his light comes on when you open the door
you can only use dave for what dave is for
dave at a party is a bit of a bore
just like a fridge

my friend dave is cold inside
just like a fridge
but he’s warm if you touch him on the back
just like a fridge
dave’s dad is called eric
and his mum is joanne
whilst travelling in east asia
their romance began
and that’s how come dave was made in j-pan
just like a fridge

we always though dave would be alone
just like a fridge
cause dave is not very good at talking to girls
just like a fridge
we finally met her when he brought her home
but she couldn’t quite fit into the living room
’cause she was m-ssive
just like a fridge
she was difficult to manover
just like a fridge
they had a lot in common
just like a fridge

- gareth richards lyrics

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