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gareth richards - disappointing towel lyrics

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[richards, helm & simmonds]
i bought a towel on the internet
when it arrived, i was filled with regret
that towel was not all i’d hoped it would be

the picture was of a pile of towels
but when it arrived, it was just one towel
in retrospect, the price was for one towel
obviously

disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel

the towel had left me completely bereft
so i looked at the comments other pеople had left
and it turns out a lot of them agree
onе guy said it was not big enough
another said it generates a sh+tload of fluff
one girl said that she reacted allergically

disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel
it’s supposed to be egyptian cotton
i didn’t know egyptians knew about cotton
if they did then they’ve forgotten
maybe people think that mummies are wrapped in
bandages made of little torn+up strips of

disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel

why am i so disappointed things are cr+ppy?
did i really think that stuff would make me happy?
why do i still believe when it just lets me down?
this global capitalist system needs to reform
because we can’t keep everyone dry and warm
and there’s not enough to go around

like a disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel

but even though this towel is totally cr+p
i can’t be bothered to send it back
so i’m stuck with a disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel
disappointing towel

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