gareth richards - kerry katona's handbag lyrics
well, tom jones phoned and he wants his hat back
and esther ransen’s borrowed charlotte church’s backpack
susan boyle’s betrothed to the remains of the rat pack
and simon cowell is playing with louis walsh’s hackysack
boy george is moulded out of simon mayo’s blu+tac
and oprah winfrey’s scolded for boris johnson’s heart attack
michael jackson’s laying macauley culkin’s train track
and timmy mallet is rummaging through ian mckellan’s bric+a+brac
but i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
kerry katona’s handbag
well, justin bieber sleeps with elvis presley’s teddy bear
and fred flintstone weeps into katy perry’s undеrwear
ray winstone creeps into jane austin’s fun fair
and jimmy hеndrix leaps into andrew lloyd webber’s nightmare
and martin luther king supports manchester ulight+nited
daniel day+lewis makes john leslie excited
and prince william makes mistakes but kylie’s delighted
and dame thora hird smokes the cigarettes mick jagger lighted
but i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
kerry katona’s handbag
[instrumental]
miss dynamite turns on terry nutkin’s torch
and samuel pepys sleeps in witney houston’s porch
and on tracey chapman’s beach, mick hucknall is scorched
and billy piper has crashed mich+lle mcm+n+s’s porche
and robbie williams has stolen billy bragg’s eyes
and david beckham soars through missy elliot’s skies
and brad pitt’s rain falls on mel b’s thighs
and tinchy strider files down his fingernails
while tinie tempah cries
but i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
kerry katona’s handbag
no, i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
no, i don’t want to live inside
kerry katona’s handbag
kerry katona’s handbag
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