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garfunkel & oates - the bj song lyrics

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[verse 1]
i’ve been down here such a long, long time
my neck is at a weird angle and i don’t love the view
i’ve been working hard here, not sure what else to do
maybe i’ll try eye contact…
nope, no eye contact, i feel like a creep
maybe it’ll be over soon and i can go to–
ooh, i just chagged, i hate cha–
i did it again

who was the first woman to put a d-ck in her mouth?
so avant-garde, what a pioneer
god, i don’t know anything about the history of women
if a hipster c-ms on someone’s face
does he make it in a figure-eight like little c-m-gl-sses?
pearl vision

[chorus]
i wanna make you feel good
and stopping now would feel kind of wrong
i wanna make you feel good
but only if it doesn’t take too long

[verse 2]
what should i do? my mouth is so dry
is it considered lubricant if i start to cry?
if my dad saw me now, i would feel so bad
oh my god, stop thinking about my dad!

the length of time down here i’m willing to do
is directly proportional to how much i like you
i feel like you should know that, and hurry up
’cause guess what? i don’t like you that much
or maybe i do
who are you?

i’m 36 years old and i forgot who i’m blowing
i can’t be down here any longer with not knowing
you got one of those d-cks that i can’t seem to place
i’ll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
oh! it’s derek!

[chorus]
i wanna make you feel good
and stopping now would feel kind of wrong
i wanna make you feel good
but only if it doesn’t take too long

[verse 3]
wait, what’s that sound?
it’s silence!

i feel like i haven’t heard silence in such a long time
is this the first time i’ve stopped talking in, like, two years?
am i talking to fill the void of the great big empty?
am i always like (gibberish)
so i don’t have to face my fears?

do i really need a d-ck in my mouth to stop talking?
don’t i ever shut the f-ck up?
god, i’m so sick of myself
i need to talk to my therapist about why i talk so much
am i scared of si–

[outro]
yes, he’s c-mming!
yes, he’s c-mming!
yes, he’s c-mming!
yes, he’s c-mming!
whoa, he’s c-mming

- garfunkel oates lyrics

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