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garron - ready for go (chicken roll song) lyrics

[verse 1]
a fillet roll at the deli’s why i’ll never cross borders
gregg’s in the uk but they’re never taking any chicken roll orders
yeah, f+ck jambons and f+ck pasties, make me a roll and run the contents past me
southern fried chicken ’cause you know that’s what i’m craving
a small bit of mayo ’cause you know that i’m a heathen
it wouldn’t be a roll without a little bit of cheese
i’ll chef any mandem out there who disagrees
a little bit of lettuce and a little bit of onion
some taco sauce, and chopped in half when you’re done
then i’ll be on my way
over to pay
i’ll get a drink and a little bar on my way

[chorus]
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go
[verse 2]
and your girlfriend follows me because she knows that i’m delicious
she wants to have a roll with me and maybe share a finger of my twix
then make me a cup of tea and give me a little kiss
then you’re barging in the door, saying “who the f+ck is this?”

she doesn’t hesitate as i make my escape
to hit you in the eye with her elf bar vape
and i leave you my roll, ’cause with all the delay
it has gone too cold, fiver down the drain

[interlude]
looks like mandem’s gonna have to head back to the deli
to get a new roll
ay, ay, ay

[verse 3]
back to the deli and it’s drama free
until my new girl’s approached by the deli lady
and she asks her a question, quite simply
“would you like your chicken plain or your chicken spicy?”

plain! are you insane? i’d f+cking well nap by myself and i’d make my own tae
i said that, but in a respectful way
and of course i wouldn’t expect her to make my tae
the teamaking duties will be divided evenly between us throughout the course of the relationship
get with the times, other men
that’s right, this was a feminist chicken roll song

[outro + chorus]
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go
had a cup of tea and a chicken fillet roll and a very small nap and i’m ready for go

- garron lyrics

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