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gary the cool guy - diss vs p!ss // epiiiic lyrics

[verse 1: battts]
a feature has been requested of me so i am obliged to do this
despite the fact that gareth (the uncool guy) is too bad to deserve one
in comparison to me he has almost no achievements in the galactic rap industry
and when you compare him to me his success is almost equal to none
i am the inventor of the form of rap where i poo out words of cool
he is the inventor of the form of the rap where nothing cool happens
which is an achievement but i will not count it as one as it is bad
the coolest thing he has ever done is wee on a broken knee of somebody who was three
it was so cool that he got imprisoned for months by the coolness police
eventually i had to break him out, which is an achievement of mine
i say it is in the galactic rap industry as he often rapes
gary, gary, gary, gary, gary, gary, gary, gary, gareth
i now have unlock playstation achievement for most gary in a verse
i now have all the achievements in the galactic rap industry (gang)
i am too cool to comprehend (i am a six on a scale of twenty)
but the moral of the story is gary is inferior to me

[verse 2: gary the cool guy]
no, we are equals
sailors of the greatest ship
the hailers of the greatest hits
no more diss because diss is p+ss
i no longer diss and as a result
i die of kidney and bladder implosion
but to choose the peaceful route is to desire a life of pain
and it is a test to which i commit
as bigger things covet my attention
i will proceed to name some things
which are more important than dissing
and thus are in greater need of my focus:
the pasta i am currently making as i construct this verse
the future i plan to build with ghostemane
assembling absolute bangers
the batty gang burger arriving
any minute now (with sides hopefully)
my rapidly decreasing physical health
my dog (metal dog)
discovering every gorenoise artist
on the planet other than phyllomedusa
and epiploenterocele pusliquid wormchunk
overthrowing the australian parliament
getting cum sock to stop complaining
about the sticky floor, smh he’s the reason it got that way
but back to my point, dissing is poo
and if you do then so are you
i am of a coolness level which is
cooler than cool and equal to epic
about a thousand out of sixty
[outro]
now, where is my raincoat, i must board thyne terrific bus before the storm sets in

- gary the cool guy lyrics

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