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gary the cool guy - the cool guy lyrics

[verse]
i wanted the wee but not the cover of uncool guys weekly
oh well, guess beggars can’t be cool
wanted to receive coolness for my excessive amounts of wee
wanted to be left alone inside the church of gary, f-ck off out of my way
for wantin’ my cake, and chocolate digestive biscuits too, and wantin’ it both flavours
fame made me a hot air balloon capable of flying over six thousand miles. ‘cause my head inflated like a balloon that is capable of flying over six thousand miles
when i blew, i fell out of the sky, but it was confusing
‘cause all i wanted to do is be the cool ackie chan of mtv extras
abused ink, used it as a tool when i blew up from c4 planted in my head
whoo! hit the lottery, i won two pennies
but with what i gave up to get it was sweet and sour and cool epic
it was like winnin’ a 1998 honda civic from jimbo down the back alley
ironic ‘cause i think i’m gettin’ so cool i need a de-coolifier
i’m beginnin’ to lose coolness like you: one wee, two wee
goin’ coo-coo and kooky as bat
but i’m actually cooler than you think, ‘cause i’m gary. b-tch

- gary the cool guy lyrics

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