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gasman (demoscene) - unsatisfactory pippin (bad apple) lyrics

drop an apple core and it turns into a woman
then she waves her arms
tells you off for dropping litter
now she’s got some flappy wings, is it batman?
maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea
oh my gosh, she’s dropped it

suddenly the shard’s a flamenco dancer
saying “come and ‘ave a go”
but look out, she’s got a dagger
and she nearly had that poor woman’s eye out
all she really wanted was to show off her christmas lanterns

wave a massive sword
at a tadpole in the sky
but it swims out of the way
well in that case never mind
and there’s suddenly a tree
and a woman with a fan
and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air

but it’s actually a boat
and the woman in the boat
has a bl++dy massive scythe
the grim reaper in a dress
now it cuts the screen in half
aren’t those earrings really big?
look at me, i’ve got a sword
now i’ll point it over there
and this girl is so depressed
that she set her wrists on fire
and it’s going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair
but at least we’re nice and warm
and i think this girl agrees
but i don’t know why they’re dressed as a pot plant and a bull

there’s a funny glowing ball
and i wonder what it is
doesn’t want to shake my hand
well i’m so offended now
and this girl is sulking too
but she’s having second thoughts
and she wishes that she’d gone to the party on the sun

look at all the leaves
sweep them up now, wait a minute
maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy
and i’m dancing like a dad in a disco
and a tiny wizard’s come to pose like off charlie’s angels

unconvincing eye is a girl’s umbrella
would you like to see a trick?
just like david bl++dy copperfield
is it my turn now?
better spin round quickly
going to skip right past the next girl
’cause she’s too boring
badly fitting wings
write a letter of complaint
but the pen runs out of ink
so she throws it like a dart
and a viking takes a drink
from a sort of violin
but some b+gg+r drank the rest
and there’s hardly any left

and the droplet is a girl
with a creepy little doll
but she’s got adhd, and forgot to take her pills
now the doll has got away
and she’s running for a bus
but she trips over a shoelace, and falls into the sea

and it’s really windy now
this umbrella’s going to break
but it’s really not the wind
there’s a magnet over there
the grim reaper’s back again
but this time she’s got a hat
and if you don’t think it suits her, she’ll chop off both your legs

something’s dripping off her scythe
and it makes a massive splosh
and it’s woken up a girl who was sleeping in the pond
someone in a witch’s hat
who is hanging like a bat
reaches over to the pond girl and makes a swirly dot

- gasman demoscene lyrics

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