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gasproshop - ytopia lyrics

[intro/refrain]
it’s not just a dream we’ll call it ytopia
our homeland that lies way past the stars
if you are white we hope that you come with us
from the pro shop we’ll transcend to mars (hey)

[verse 1:]
starbucks on every corner, right next to the sweetgreen
all the movie theaters only have baked beans
drive to the mega church in your f+1 50s
don’t worry there are discounts for over 60s

the mcribs back, it’s an non+stop state fair
and john mayer’s been elected our new mayor
you won’t have to think about freud or marx
and you’ll always find a sp+ce whеre you can park

there’ll bе no more guilt, no more shame
no more race+baiting blame games
no more b+i+p+o+c
just good folks like you and me

[chorus:]
my one way ticket to bypass class consciousness
on my way to uncritical bliss
no more identity politics
its time for ytopia
no more elephants in the room
no more news about third world gloom
we’ve escaped our impending doom
it’s time for ytopia

[verse 2:]
whole thing looks like the inside of a cheesecake factory
gastropubs, bistros, buffets and brasseries
brunch every sunday, mimosas every morning
cops will let you off with a warning

raffles, potlucks, weekly tricky trays
bowling with bumpers every other tuesday
we’ll have our own disneyland and hard rock cafes
and a water tower filled with veganaise

so if you think we’re gonna stop
just check out the spread at ytopia gift shop:
rbg merch and graphic t shirts
funko pops and minions and poodle skirts

an endless cascade of useless sh+t++
and trust me+ you’ll be able to find a keychain with your name on it

[bridge:]
i am a grumpy veteran
i served, i sacrificed
i dont regret
i am not a hero, not a legend
my oath of enlistment has no expiration date
i have anger issues &
a serious dislike for stupid people
i am proud to be a veteran
if this offends you
i dont care
i work 24 hours a day
and spend all my money on
high quality
crack cocaine
for my amazing step son
brandon
who was born in july
and has anger issues
and still owes me 24,000
for wrecking my truck
into a childrens hospital
(yes he bought me this shirt)

sorry my heart only beats for
my freaking awesome boyfriend
he was born in march
he has anger issues and hes a bit crazy
but he is a perfect mixture
of sweetheart and warrior
i love him so much and
he is my life
flirt with me
and theyll never find your body
yes, he bought me this shirt

- gasproshop lyrics

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