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geico lizard 445 - fried diglets lyrics

[intro: dumb and dumber]
his d-ck fell off!
his d-ck fell off?
yeah it was pretty dumb
oh, that’s it!
i f-cked this dump!
we got a bunch of food
we got a bunch of jobs
and my d-ck fell off!

[bridge]
p-ssy, p-ssy, p-ssy, can’t you see
i don’t want to f-cking do this sh-t
i’m tired of doing this sh-t i wanna k!ll my self
i f-cked the people at state farm

[verse 1]
i shoved a gillette razor up my -ss just about a week ago
then i ate about a steak and it was f-cking as stupid as sh-t though
because i f-cked nintendo and everybody in it
because they know i shoved a nintendo switch up my -ss, a hydro gillette
f-cking razor gels f-cking sucks d-ck
i’ve tried to shave my b-lls with it
and my b-lls fell off
f-cking dumb sh-t like that is what p-sses me off
cause my f-cking fan doesn’t turn on anymore
i… just want to f-cking die
f-cking k!ll me stupid b-tch
logan is a f-cking pretty good movie
its not his real name though
f-cking go k!ll yourself stupid sh-t
i really like the squidbillies
h-ll yeah

[chorus]
heyyy
i wanna f-cking die in a bunch of f-cking gl-ss
i can’t sound like filthy frank
cause it sounds like he ate a bunch of -ss
and then ate a bunch of gl-ss
that f-ckin we’re… g-y as sh-t
and these try hards are trying to
suck his d-ck

[bridge]
p-ssy, p-ssy, p-ssy, can’t you read
you’re a thirty year old n-gg- eating dumb sh-t
you can’t f-cking read for sh-t
you’re just a f-cking slave
you dumb b-tch
what the f-ck is this

[verse 2]
go f-cking play the wii
on f-cking resident evil
stupid sh-t suck my d-ck
what the f-ck
stop posting messages
because i’m not going to f-cking look at it
holy sh-t, it’s zyon
look at him go
(ew!)
holy f-ck
every time i look at myself in the mirror i think
“wow that’s another black guy i guess i can k!ll”
holy f-ck
im trying to just f-cking k!ll myself
where’s my noose?
where’s m-y no-
where’s my f-cking noose?
where’s my f-cking noose?
geico lizard insurance is trying to f-ck you in the -ss
no h-m-
h-ll yeah
h-ll yeah

[chorus]
i wanna die
f-cking k!ll me
rick and morty
niglet
i f-cked an xbox one
shoved my d-ck in it
then i c-m on a ps4
then i f-cking p-ssed in a pc
cause i have a p-ss fetish

[outro]
i want to f-cking die
stupid n-gg-

- geico lizard 445 lyrics

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