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gentleman's vibe - f*ck christmas lyrics

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[verse 1 : neal & matt]

this season’s all i need to get by and you know it
chillin in my onesie living by the moment
presents wrapped up so i egg nog chug
grab my oreos and milk and i jordan dunk it

dunkaroos i’m rolling with the crew
5 guys 1 couch blowing holiday balloons
holiday spirit, holiday afternoons
surround sound watching holiday cartoons

reindeer fresh
santa claus swag
d-mn, london tiptons got me feeling all bad
dude shes mine i shottied her last week
i thought you said miley cyrus, my bad

snow ball fights
wal mart cart races
pictures done with santa
first name basis

i sat on his lap , and i pulled on his beard
are you telling me that santa’s not real…

[chorus : justin]
what the eff is this?
can’t believe you lied to me
to the fat dude in the suit
hope you hit a christmas tree
cause this ain’t what i been told
you can suck on my north pole
this holiday just brings me pain
no amount of candy canes can take away

[verse 2 : justin & jason]

hoppin out of bed its that time of year again
wonder what i got more money to spend
underneath the tree hoping its a ps3
or could it be season 3 on dvd of glee

thanks mom and dad i knew you’d find a way
to get my justin bieber barbie on this very special day
oh look it came with some accessories
a hairbrush and a really sweet melody

baby baby baby oh ..
no, its my turn where my presents at yo
brother you were late so i hope you get coal
top of the naughty list you know thats how i roll
well whatever biebs brings boys to the yard
man i tear open my presents i don’t even read the card
you sure you wanna do that you’ve done that before
oh my god! nintendo 64?!

[chorus : justin]
what the eff is this?
can’t believe you lied to me
to the fat dude in the suit
hope you hit a christmas tree
cause this ain’t what i been told
you can suck on my north pole
this holiday just brings me pain
no amount of candy canes can take away

[verse 3 : peter chao]

its that time of year i do it my way
peter chao chowing down on the chow mein
f-ck the turkey it be all about the ducky
and my mom gave me a dreidel all i wanted was a beyblade
mayday change the game heres my list mayne
this time of year i hit on elves at the malls
drunk chao spike my eggnog with some whiskey
i tell em mudab-tches to just jingle my b-lls

buddha buddha buddha the other sh-t don’t matta
if the grinch stole christmas peter chao stole santa
ho ho ho smashing bulbs in the cold
yo i don’t eat candy canes i eating spring rolls

snow blows makes my nipples so icicle
5 verse 1 hit a kid riding tricycle
kick an elf in the t-st-cl-
911 cause that b-tch needs a medical…

[chorus : justin]
what the eff is this?
can’t believe you lied to me
to the fat dude in the suit
hope you hit a christmas tree
cause this ain’t what i been told
you can suck on my north pole
this holiday just brings me pain
no amount of candy canes can take away

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