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george carlin - religion lyrics

when it comes to bullsh-t, big-time, major league
bullsh-t, you have to stand in awe of the all-time
champion of false promises and exaggerated claims,
religion. no contest. no contest. religion. religion
easily has the greatest bullsh-t story ever told. think
about it. religion has actually convinced people that
there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches
everything you do, every minute of every day. and the
invisible man has a special list of ten things he does
not want you to do. and if you do any of these ten
things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke
and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send
you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and
cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

but he loves you. he loves you, and he needs money! he
always needs money! he’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-
knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!
religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes,
and they always need a little more. now, you talk about a
good bullsh-t story. holy sh-t!

- george carlin lyrics

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