george dvorsky - finale act i: introduction lyrics

[dignitary]
tonight, july the fourth
nineteen hundred and um+tee+um
is the one hundred and um+tee+umth birthday
of our grand and glorious nation
we celebrate it with the following program
part a—general snookfield will review his troops in person
part b—president tweedledee will make an address
after which finger bowls will be served
general snookfield, are you ready?

[general snookfield, spoken]
yes!