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giant gorilla dog thing - crawdad fishin lyrics

i ain’t going to throw rocks at your gl-ss house
my house is a boxed gl-ss and i’m p-ssed out
swinging in a hammock stinking like last year
handlebar mustache charcoal black beard
snapping like a mouse trap, evil eye rat sneer
and my otter vs river bottom nightmare
we don’t catch pike here, bucket mouth b-ss here
you can hear the black betty flintlock blasts here
lumberjack gear, sawdust, flat beer
we drink grand-pappy birch tree sap here
it ain’t that weird, okay it might be
reckon that you shouldn’t say sugar honey iced tea
we so polite we often mistaken
for slow; ain’t stupid, we slaughter you satan
served him in a stew full of craw-fish and bacon
and watched as the unfortunate orphanage ate it

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i’ve been crawdad fishing with a string around my big toe
eat them if they’re edible and if they isn’t let them go
heaven knows what you’ll find around these parts
bottle full of dip spit, lawn full of tree bark
we embark on a journey to the liquor store
trying to find something we can sip with the kettle corn
got a lot of h-rns hanging on the wall
still attached to the heads of the varmint we caught
we’re farming the crops, no regard for the law
see the poppies on my property is guarded by dogs
and pardon my paw, when he get a couple in him
he don’t take kind to strangers and sometimes he hit them
so hey city boy you should turn around
before you find yourself buried in a hole in the ground
and i reckon you should take a lesson, listen to me now
’cause i bet that i could make it so that you never get found

[chorus]

- giant gorilla dog thing lyrics

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