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gifted but twisted - ice cream man lyrics

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well, i’m a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
’cause i’m dumber than a t-rd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
i don’t have an id
but i don’t really care
i couldn’t find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then i saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
i took my mother’s mini-van
that stolen piece of cr-p
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

i am the ice cream man
running over kids in my mini-van

well, i’m driving down the street
shootin’ kids with a 40
listen in closely
this is a good story
i guess a little skaterpunk
didn’t really like me
i said “what you want?”
and he said “bite me!”
so, i took the scooper
and shoved it up his p–per
and he’s been limping for days
and i just sat
i sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away



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