gil tea - christmas in florida lyrics
christmas in florida
its december, and still no sight of snow
but we still by the fire sippin hot cocoa
string up the palm tree with lights
cuz we know, santa claus is comin to bite
christmas in florida
its the season to be alive baby!
from jacksonville to miami
we all out here running crazy
we all out here for a grammy
thots allover in tops and booty shorts
ain’t gotta reason notta dock in those ports
it’s christmas in florida
all we got are wet winter days
and disney worlds christmas plays
pull up on the beach in my chevrolet
we got no snow; it’s just another florida day
i’ve never built a motherf-ckin snowman
but i’ve been mugged by the florida man
yeah it’s christmas in florida
it may suck but there’s nothing else like it all
more gangsta than hmong in la
we floridians ain’t here to play
wrestlin’ gators on the weekend
you yanks better stay away
tourists all day, all year on the beaches
they actin like they some mickey mouse b-tches
trees don’t turn red down here
the tourist do though
get some sunscreen man
ain’t even a single flake of snow
keep your headphones cuz f-ck mrs chang
psa were like the wu tang
it’s christmas in florida
all we got are wet winter days
and disney worlds christmas plays
pull up on the beach in my chevrolet
we got no snow; it’s just another florida day
i’ve never built a motherf-ckin snowman
but i’ve been mugged by the florida man
yeah it’s christmas in florida
it may suck but there’s nothing else like it all
santa claus goes straight to the gulag (gulag)
always drunk on rum and eggnog (eggnog)
stoppin by every house for cookies (fat-ss)
this crew a bunch of rookies (newbies)
santa, get yoself a new bunch of elves
d-mn things can’t even make bookshelves
polar express, just bought myself a ticket
i’m off to see jiminy cricket (pinocchio)
cuz when you wish upon a star (yuh)
santa k!lls the f-cking tsar
it’s christmas in florida
all we got are wet winter days
and disney worlds christmas plays
pull up on the beach in my chevrolet
we got no snow; it’s just another florida day
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