gilbert osullivan - introduction (southpaw) lyrics

well, before we go any further, we agree
it’s a pleasure to introduce gilbert’s l.p.
it’s a pleasure of course providing we are paid
if not, we think it’s the worst one he has made

well, before i go any further let me say
that as far as i’m concerned you will be paid
and as stanley said when he saw livingstone
i presume the opening tune’s
you got me going…