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gizmo gadget - video game rap teaser lyrics

[verse 1:]
here comes gizmo gadget straight up blasting like a mastodon
he’s p-ssed it on, all these k!lls so cold he’s got a jacket on
and even though these moves are cheap like they just shipped from amazon
the cameras on, the movie’s started but the f-cking cast is gone

my headshots and my throws at best are twisted and so cynical
my snipers’s alcatraz my ammunitions’s my worst criminal
clinical, i’m f-cking crazy, smack you with my genitals
but look it, gadget’s half–ssed streak remains a little digital

i’mma burn this sh-t
make a turnicate
call auschwitz victims and ask them what they learned from this
bullet to the brain
my team’s a bit insane, cause
when you cross our path, the aftermath is like a hurricane

you post that twitter sh-t; you writhe, talk sh-t and b-tch
i go download rosetta stone, cause you’re a little bit illiterate
yeah, and i rep pirate bay, torrent games for multiplay
i got a hundred fifty thousand k!lls in halo 3 (that sh-t cray)

i ain’t a punk-ss, i rep that gamer swag
when you’re out running track, i’m laying back, trying to cap a flag
yeah, this nerd got a girl. guess what: she’s mega pretty
our perfect date: we stay up late, saving raccoon city

i’m always on top of my game
can’t bake, so i cook a grenade
if i win, i’m stay lazy, if we lose, i go crazy; i’ll smash out the gl-ss in my window pane

and i’ll rip out my mic, bash the sh-t outta my controller
but then i calm down, flip my frown, guess i’m a bit bipolar

[verse 2:]

my hand smashes b-ttons and my nuke levels a city
nagasaki-cl-ss sk!lls, my sniper rifle takes no pity
i am gritty, i am deadly; a homicide-indulging medley
digital virus with an acme of one thousand faulty levies
dear katrina, please take notes, my force is twenty levels higher
and tell that f-ggot billy joel that my banshee made that fire
my power is like a needle filled with hydrochloric acid
your game reflects your p-n-s, because both of them are flaccid

gizmo gadget breaking records, acting like he come from guiness
chugging lager, always inside, playing pong but never tennis
and he’s in this, could win this if he just got off the sega
onto fallout, or the halo, cause he’s alpha and omega

the master chief, the jedi, or the prestige or the major
“major league gamers” put in quotes cause they use lasers
and haters know i’m going ham, so you should quit cold turkey
i’ll chew you up and spit you out like rotten -ss beef jerky

all the players send me invites, or dog me in a message
but it’s mostly just the ten-year-olds; the high-pitched prep-b-scents
in essence, these little children needa learn to take their shape
they’re gonna be the victims of my swaggatory rape

i know i shouldn’t veto, i don’t mean to be so picky
but i need to get a map with some brs and some stickys
and i blackout while on guardian, must be the bacardi, and
my no-scopes’ getting sloppy but i’ll hold the crown while partyin’

would you kindly p-ss the hypo, sh-t, the vile’s outta eve
splicers call me bigger daddy with a pipewrench up my sleeve
and if you got the adam then we party like we flyin’
you know we hit the club harder than andrew ryan

- gizmo gadget lyrics

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