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gmoneythewoat - hoedown in chinatown lyrics

[intro: kevin shea]
there’s no asian cowboy outlaws
you can’t walk into a bar and blend in

[gmoneythewoat:]
hey mingyao

[lil sling:]
good morning, my friend

[gmoneythewoat:]
what do you think about taking the old tractor down to chinatown?

[lil sling:]
sounds like a darn good plan

[gmoneythewoat:]
we could get some lo mein, some good rice

[lil sling:]
kung pao chicken and some bang+bang tofu

[gmoneythewoat:]
i wonder if they’ve ever seen some country asian cowboys like us before

[lil sling:]
i doubt it, my friend
[gmoneythewoat:]
well to get them into the country spirit, let’s throw a hoedown

[hook]
hoooe hoooe hoooe
welcome to the hoedown
hoooe hoooe hoooe
there’s a hoedown in chinatown
hoooe hoooe hoooe
welcome to the hoedown
hoedown in chinatown
it’s a hoedown in chinatown
it’s a hoedown in chinatown
it’s a hoedown in chinatown

[hook: lil sling]
i got a four wheel drive
where the ducks fly
we country boys for life

[gmoneythewoat:]
hey mingyao, there’s your cousin
look at all these people getting down at the hoedown

[verse 1: lil sling]
drove to a chinatown kitchen
my city cousin works there
he ain’t christian
i ain’t gon stop the grind till i get a mili
ay, 鄉村男孩一生
that means country boys for life
[hook]
hoooe hoooe hoooe
welcome to the hoedown
hoooe hoooe hoooe
it’s a hoedown in chinatown
hoooe hoooe+

[verse 2: gmoneythewoat]
co+ co+ cowboy boots
drip or drown
i’m the king so where’s my crown?
(where’s it)
rural southern chinatown
hopped on a four+wheeler
(four wheeler)
shoot some deer
with my brother named peter
(ooo wee)
ain’t nothing sweeter
than chilling in the south
with a rack of ducks
and my gosh darn preacher
(sup father rhee)
now that i’m in chinatown
with my guys
only seeing blue skies
and a bunch of asian people in disguise
that’s country folk
[hook]
hoooe hoooe hoooe
welcome to the hoedown
hoooe hoooe hoooe
it’s a hoedown in chinatown
hoooe hoooe hoooe
welcome to the hoedown
hoedown in chinatown
it’s a hoedown in chinatown
it’s a hoedown in chinatown
it’s a hoedown in chinatown

[verse 3:gmoneythewoat]
woo+wee
buckle my rodeo champion belt buckle
and call me a rattlesnake named sally
mingyao, i think this was a pretty successful hoedown
uh huh, it’s a hoedown
a hoedown, ya’ll
let’s get down, ya’ll
we country boys getting lit
getting live
uh it’s the greatest hoedown of all fracking time
yeah we country boys know how to get down
chinese people runnin’ round
hope ya’ll had a good time

[outro: sandy from spongebob]
ya’ll best cut it out

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