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gnarkill - save your gift receipt! lyrics

when the rain comes down i, put my umbrella up
my pants almost come down, until i, throw up
someone told me once upon a time
i was swimmin’ in a lake where a serpent told me the time
it was late, and i ate a big old bag of cr+p
she told me not to do it
she sprayed me with her snake juice
i shot her with my fluid, now
pantyhose can be pulled on soft
but if you got hog+toes, they’re gonna rip some hoes
and if you wear a f+ggot’s dungarees
there’s a fire, gonna burn your jeans
save your, gift receipt
it’ll warm this throne, this seat, i told you, ooh
did you know i told you
you know what gets me hard
an expired library card
when she told me it’s late, and overdue
i said, you’re the [?]
how many d+ckl!ckin’ kids do ya’ brew
enough to make a fresh pot of guinness beef stew
then i told you i would shoofly pie my ass today it’s [?]
once upon a time i was walking down an old cheap ass street
an escort service came on and said five bucks to beat your meat
now five dollars is cheap, but if you go everseas it’s even cheaper
who would see me [?]
man i’m glad, i thought to myself, i’m getting mad
gobble up all the white rice at a chinese restaurant
it’s for free, ’cause the food that they serve to you
ain’t nice it’s been sitting since yesterday at three

- gnarkill lyrics

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