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golden era records - larry emdur lyrics

[interlude]
“make sure the price is right before you come on down”
next up, the friendship squad. unbreakable friendship
the funkoars with a track called larry-f-cking-emdur!
dedicated to the man in the price is definitely right

[chorus]
(suddenly, larry f-cking emdur)
(suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)
(dope, the fourth time this week)

[verse 1: sesta]
we in a one-horse race here (race here)
larry e in the place here (place here)
now everyone pretend to be like larry emdur
but you’re never quite like him so check it out, f-ckin’
eyes glued to the idiot box
steal my little boy’s daipers, now i sh-t in my jocks
now i ain’t even gotta move so i didn’t for a month
till my feet turn green and my dog bit ’em off
your favourite host he lack stamina
you’re like cats, david koch kinda character
i’m a barracker of the baddest man on the map
call him [?] or better larry f-ckin’
give a f-ck what the survey said or what your family do
i’m out to win, watch my family feud
so we can all get together ‘cos we one and the same, now
calm the f-ck down, we all screamin’ his name, “larry!”

[chorus]
(i sit down on my bed to watch some tv)
(suddenly, larry f-cking emdur)
(i sit down on my bed to watch some tv)
(suddenly, larry f-cking emdur)
(i sit down on my bed to watch some tv)
(suddenly, larry f-cking emdur)
(suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)
(dope, the fourth time this week)
([?])

[interlude]
you get in that -ss, larry, that’s what the f-ck you do
you got a spray paint can, right? “larry was here”

[verse 2: trials]
it’s like hold up! yo, something’s missin’
come down the house, see how many f-cks are given
and consider this? (what) take a walk through the scary door
i’ll make you feel it like a lump that wasn’t there before
summer go quick, gets long in the winter
now you in deep like wearing thongs in the p-sser
did you really think you’d give ’em our thunder
funkoars forever, motherf-cker, cowabunga
(meanwhile) back at the lab i’m making something k!ller
you dance around like a d-ckhead in the f-cking mirror
(simple) they sound down, we sound better
foul bachelor frog that caught salmonella
ella, ella, ella, heh
put the ‘i’ before the ‘a’, motherf-cker, yeah
larry emdur, flashy, t, hons and setty
do the sh-t walking like steve moneghetti

[verse 3: hons]
i feel like
neil patrick harris in the leisure suit, ask position
never move only then we bury you. that goes for
mr trials, reflux and setty too, and the whole
g.e. squad let ya set the mood
(larry f-cking emdur) bar tabs like the sun got
pastiest rapper stage [?] sunblock
like a drunk poker player, sometimes we run hot
till we get c-cky then we splash the pot
pay the man his money and beat me straight up
and ‘oars only play high stakes, you better save up
rabbits chase the catch like the price is right, mountain climber
take a shot and miss, thinking they a sniper
but they not and they fall from grace
and next week somebody take their place
it starts become disposable arts – masta ace
sh-t, they sell their soul if the market pays
-rs-

[outro]
that’s what it is
hey trials. what it is?
guess what, man? what’s up, man?
we’re halfway through the tape. already?
yeah, man, can you believe it? man, what’s next
i’m having a lot of fun right now. what’s next?

- golden era records lyrics

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