goldie lookin chain - soap bar lyrics
burned a new hole in my tracksuit today,
smoking soap bar without an ashtray,
red-hot nylon dripping on my skin,
i ripped the f-cker off, and threw it in the bin,
soap bar’s cheap, and so’s my clothes,
they’ve got to be cause of all the f-cking holes,
it tastes like sh-t and it makes you cough,
and it’s the f-cking rubber in it that gets you off.
yeah, i smoke soap bar with lots of bits of plastic,
i leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic,
skunk costs too much, i can’t see the appeal,
of smoking port rocky, soap bar or gold seal,
smoke rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives,
bake it in a cake for your mam as a surprise,
i smokes green, and it’s gone in an instant,
but soap bar lasts, cause it’s f-cking consistent.
smoking on up, soap bar in the sky,
i’ll smoke soap bar ‘till i f-cking die,
before i die and they lay me to rest,
i will always smoke soap bar, that’s the best.
last night i went out driving in my car,
i sparked up a fat spliff of f-cking soap bar,
a blim-burn burned right down to my d-ck,
and while i was distracted, i f-cking crashed into a
brick wall, the car was f-cking battered,
the bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
you’re better off smoking the green instead,
cause it don’t blim-burn and it’s better for your head.
soap bar! sitting in a deep sweat,
thinking! i’ve got to get some rocky for the,
weekend! the sight of draw excites me,
stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a f-cking,
whitey! burning holes in my tracky,
this sh-t always happens when i’m smoking f-cking rocky,
you’ve heard it on the news; you’ve seen it on the telly,
add up for moving soap bar down f-cking liz werry
“i do it like a little cause light the f-cking thing as always”
i used to smoke skunky but it was far too smelly, man!
smoking on up, soap bar in the sky,
i’ll smoke soap bar ‘till i f-cking die,
before i die and they lay me to rest,
i will always smoke soap bar, that’s the best.
most soap bar comes from f-cking holland,
they make it out of oil, and tires and pollen,
diesel, miramar, flat-press too;
these are types of soap bar available to you,
these little bits of plastic you find inside;
you can use those as a quality guide,
of the standard of soap bar that you are smoking,
the more bits of plastic means the better the toking.
eat a hash-cake but wait a while,
it’ll take about an hour ain’t draw versatile,
you can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff,
sp-ce shakes, draw gateau’s, you knows it delia smith,
lying in your bed dropping blimps on your p-b-s,
selling draw to your mates but it’s really oxo cubes,
when you’re cooking up draw, be quick don’t lick it,
cause it’s really f-cking hot and it’ll burn your fingers.
this bloke said to me; “you haven’t got a clue,
about the damage that soap bar can do to you”,
i tried to see things from his point of view,
but i couldn’t fit my head up his -sshole too,
the bloke was wrong, i knows my stuff,
i knows if i smoke it, i’m gonna feel rough,
my lungs are f-cked and my throat is raw,
cause the thing about soap bar; it’s f-cking hardcore.
smoking on up, soap bar in the sky,
i’ll smoke soap bar ‘till i f-cking die,
before i die and they lay me to rest,
i will always smoke soap bar, that’s the best.
well anyway i think it’s better myself to lean forwards,
when smoking soap bar, because you are less likely to blim-burn,
you know what i mean?
innit, check it out man! i got some quality f-cking gold-seal for you, innit?
shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right,
and then f-cking stick them in a teapot,
makes a lovely cup of tea, that does.
what i do, stick a f-g in the microwave, right,
you toke it up, you sticks the draw on top,
and you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your f-cking head.
yeah that’s like my f-cking lungs feel like,
they’re f-cking collapsing sometimes from the soap bar like,
you know?
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