good clean fun - hats off to halford lyrics
when you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
well, when rob halford came out of the closet
it may not have been a big thing
well today we’re one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing
i wanna be
i wanna be a h-m-s-xual
statistics say:
chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there’s a forty percent chance
that one of the guys in pantera likes men
hey!
so i think it’s safe to say that many more metal guys are h-m-s-xual
this may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available?
see i told you metal dudes are gay too
and i happen to see the proof so far
that your s-xuality determines the way you play guitar
oh! i’d love for everyone in heavy metal to be h-m-s-xual
if not only to make the n-z- f-cking pr-cks in slayer a little uncomfortable
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