goofball - oatmeal lyrics
skit:
mr.burns:why does everyone hate me?
(grinding)
smithers: sir, what are you doing?
mt.burns:smithers, i want to die quietly, on my own terms… crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as i possibly can
good-bye, insufficiently cruel world!
smithers:(sobbing): oh, no… ♪ ♪
(thud)
(grunting)
(thunderclap, zapping)
(zany thudding)
bart:anthill, wasp nest, moose p–p, mr. burns… mr. burns?!
(moans)
bart:my p–p stick has brought him back to life! but which end?
(gasps)
bart:what do you want? come on, man, leave me alone
mr.burns:friend?,you my mommy-daddy-puppy?
bart: whoa! your brains have turned to oatmeal!
mr.burns:my name oatmeal?
bart:this is too weird, man
mr.burns:(panting): wait for oatmeal!
(groans)
(whimpers)
(grumbles)
bart:oh! what am i gonna do with you?
(humming a tune)
bart:look, i know you’re cool now, but my dad hates you more than celery, and my mom said no new pets, so i’m hiding you in my room
mr.burns:oatmeal accept premise
marge: bart, who are you talking to?
(mr. burns whines)
marge:and what’s all that noise?
bart:ah, i’m playing with my sergeant activity doll
doll: why not buy another of me?
marge:(door creaks) hmm. well, okay
(humming a tune)
(chomping)
bart:okay, okay! i’ll find you some food
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