goretex – celebrity roast lyrics
[goretex]
britney gets injections in her cheeks, i’m like woody harrelson
pounds of trees, celebrity roast, i’m like howie on speed
ashley judd our caps thick
christina aguilera’s a hater, it’s cool – she only suck black d-ck
levay got jane beheaded, son of sam loves zeppelin
manson ran with the beach boys, brought his heaters and medicine
pete townsend: internet pedophile and queer
micheal’s been buggin’, f-ckin’ these boys for twenty-two years
givin’ ’em wine, so get away with blood and tango
oj’s still up in clubs lookin’ for blondes to strangle
john candy: poisioned, andy gibb was infected
marilyn weighed a buck seventy, dahmer’s fridge was protected
bobby turnin’ whitney out, janet’s t-tty was flooded
lil’ kim is a disease, keanu reeves’ got a husband
walk through walls like david blaine, i’m ballin’ in maryland
like macy grey at the grammy’s, come out zapped on heroin
[chorus: x2]
celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows
you could be the next contestant, keep you on your f-ckin toes
you’re still a sl-t, b-tch i’ll rip you out your f-ckin’ clothes
you act as a f-ggot, when the camera’s on you play the role
[goretex]
your wife’s eager to take dp’s like catherine zeta
avril lavigne loves beads, missy p-sses on beaver
runnin’ a train in nicole ritchie, she’s lovin’ the needle
a junkie f-ck like yasmin bleek and a c-nt that’s lethal
misogynist tapes with a killer grimace like robert blake
mariah slit her wrist cause half her face got hit with a rake
angelina jolie is sucking off her brother and father
i need sl-ts thats tough with fat -sses like jennifer garner
bendin’ her over, coat her with the dips and k
i got a smelly cage with the wife of nick lachey
smashin’ up whips like billy joel destroying the doc-ment
takin’ acid like kennedy, black masks with protestants (backwards)
melissa force sucking me off, chris farley ate enough c-ke
with hookers on dope to choke a f-ckin’ horse
carmen electra takes fourteen, no problem
i’m on top, we cruisin hollywood, i got ’em
[chorus]
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