gotham city syndicatez - kit and caboodle lyrics
[verse]
getting touched at a young age’ll make ya g+y
especially if you don’t really pray
batman, who rides in on his sleigh
scanning the streets for young lil’ strays
this is a man we should publicly flay
he diddles all the kids to make em’ g+y
unfortunately this a game we gotta play
to make this weird pedo+man pay (yay!)
[chorus]
batman, a little queer wet noodle
kit and caboodle for gotham’s strudel
prancin’ around like a clean+cut poodle
in his bas+m+nt, kids he’ll doodle
batman, a little queer wet noodle
kit and caboodle for gotham’s strudel
prancin’ around like a clean+cut poodle
in his bas+m+nt, kids he’ll doodle
[verse]
beating up this cuck, dump him in the truck
holy holy f+ck, makin’ lotta bucks
batman likes to suck, havin’ lotta luck
thunda’ thunda’ struck, quackin’ like a duck
(b+tch ya’ suck!)
[chorus]
batman, a little queer wet noodle
kit and caboodle for gotham’s strudel
prancin’ around like a clean+cut poodle
in his bas+m+nt, kids he’ll doodle
batman, a little queer wet noodle
kit and caboodle for gotham’s strudel
prancin’ around like a clean+cut poodle
in his bas+m+nt, kids he’ll doodle
[bridge]
“what the f+ck are you saying, motherf+cker!”
b+b+b+b+b+tch, i’m the dark knight, you really wanna fight?
your ass i will smite, hardly a plight
i beat f+ckers up and take names, sure you really wanna play this game?
you sound like a dork, you sound lame, enjoy your fifteen seconds of fame
[reprise]
oh! the big bad bats, comin’ for your ass
in a non+s+xual kinda way
it comes off kinda crass, i’ll come at you with my mass
but no b+tch, i’m not really g+y
pickle ass wimp, fickle ass simp
gettin’ in on my stardom, b+tch you’re just dumb
(lemme let you on a little secret hoss, the b in batman stands for boss)
[reprise]
oh! the big bad bats, comin’ for your ass
in a non+s+xual kinda way
it comes off kinda crass, i’ll come at you with my mass
but no b+tch, i’m not really+
oh! the big bad bats, comin’ for your ass
in a non+s+xual kinda way
it comes off kinda crass, i’ll come at you with my mass
but no b+tch, i’m not really g+y
[outro]
batman, a little queer wet noodle
kit and caboodle for gotham’s strudel
prancin’ around like a clean+cut poodle
in his bas+m+nt, kids he’ll doodle
b+tch ya’ suck!
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