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grand buffet - millpatty lyrics

[intro]
i did, i went to the market
and, umm… i bought, i bought 5 pounds of oranges
uh, what i+ what i did is i made a orange… juice out of it
and then, uh… i was walking downstairs and i saw a monster!
it was eight feet tall; it was enormous!
and i tried to kick it, and i kicked it, uh…
right… right in its assh0l+

aw yeah
get ya birth control, m+th+f+ckas

[verses]
dramatically improving the way that i deal with your kids
finicky fuss, budgeting, shoving the plate aside, bossing me around
saying the only thing that you’re eating this evening
is chocolate pudding and apple juice
it isn’t happening kids, your parents pay me to produce
culinary mindf+cks like this raspberry stuff, goose
so please voluntarily saddle up the seat
you got a bathtub battle coming up soon, so you better eat

i remember my gummy worm days
i would gaze with my eyes glazed over at an ill+strated page
becoming a babysitter, persuasive communicator
putting the children’s finger paintings up on the refrigerator
frog and toad evenings, popsicle stick projects
peanut b+tter clay, and other kindergarten concepts
nightsticks and stones might break stallone
but lance henriksen is harder than dinosaur bones
so take the sting from a scorpion and the treasure from hidden tower
tora tora, aurora borealis and lava showers

schoolyard, jump rope, singin jamboree jingles
blue+collar, hard labor, pressure+washing somebody’s shingles
mixing and mingling at equestrian clubs
shrubbery, urinator burning over his unrequited love
power glove, sour grapes, seamless as a super cape
mr. pennsylvania throwing garbage cans at your fire escape
it’s everything you ever wanted and more
angelic, incredible, undercover band on tour
[chorus x3]
the light from the sun reaches earth in eight minutes
build a rap+metal rocket
put grand buffet in it
set the target at heaven
let the rocket blast
may our death come quick
when we smash into god’s ass

- grand buffet lyrics

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