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grand buffet - real cool lyrics

[intro, jared and jackson talking over each other]
real cool
yeah
what’s up, [?]
doing it!
i’m the lead singer man!
yeah

[rap: jackson]
i was pushing a mop and a bucket, making a tax-free coin
for track shoes, vacuum bags, and sirloin [?]
i made a couple of pit stops, took a death trip
only my battery died, and [?] my h-llride
with a helicopter blade and a pontoon
to boot, you can ride, but you cannot fly pro
no, you cannot compute, do not p-ss the gate
i’ll get your br-ss sparkle band in the bible belt states
now expand and contract, i’ll put a hex on a blues cover band
they got a washing machine for a frontman
try as he might, he couldn’t hit a b-flat
i’ll hack your pc, i’ll smash your tv
turn andy capp comic strips into 3d
walk in my shoes for a mile, you’ll see
there’s [?] and they’re real f-cking tight
yes [?] rock you in the place to be
grand buffet, running a funnel cake sale for world war iii
didn’t make a profit in the [?]
so i got bitten by a wolf and now i have to do an on-the-spot transfusion
the only guy that matched my blood type lost his life
inside a secret super mario water pipe
so take a sip of that hard luck, [?] backwash
your arms are in that crossbow pose (wrecking ball)
i could squash the compet-tion, with your service at my every beck and call
believe my impeccable taste, watch my [?]
put -sses in seats and [?] for deep sp-ce
i’ll steal your jet fuel, put sharks in your gene pool
you want cash, you gotta take it to the street
that’s a boat duel
you should take a ride in my car for an hour or more
there’s a copy of cat fancy in the p-ssenger door
[break x2]
whoa! those boys are mother effing rock-and-roll! [x3]
are you supposed to be some kind of monster?

[rap: jackson]
i’ll hack your pc, i’ll smash your tv
turn andy capp comic strips into 3d
i’ll steal your jet fuel, sharks in your gene pool
lord grunge, grape-a-don

real cool

[spoken: jared]
don’t just be cool, be real cool

- grand buffet lyrics

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