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grapevine gossip - the iridescence of a fragile fragment lyrics

h+llo
h+llo
hi
and welcome to grapeboi’s guided meditation
wahoo
before we get into this absolute dump truck masterpiece of a slapper
(adjectives)
we just wanna make sure you’re feeling comfortable
and ready to receive us
that’s sus
it’s kinda g+y
if you’re driving, take your hand off the wheel
don’t do that
push down the pedal
and close your eyes
don’t do that either
if you’re with the boys, give ’em a little smooch on thе forehead
(mwah)
those arе some good boys
the best boys

now imagine for a moment that you’re in a beautiful mountain valley
as you take in the scenery, you start to reminisce
of the good times
like the time your team won the big game
when your dad hugged you for the first time at the age of 12
wait, what?
huh?
like, you were pretty sure that he loved you
he just never showed any affection or, like
you know, he just wanted to be, like, the man in your life
are you okay?
yeah, it seems like you’re going off the rails
or when you learned how to ride a bike
that feeling is so bizarre
learning something new can be so scary
yeah
but you overcome it, and you persevere
kind of a big switch up, dude
yeah, it’s kinda–
life can be such a wild, silly adventure
weren’t you just talking about your dad?
just trying to build and grow in this corporate political h+llscape
but the dad stuff–
we call the united states
okay, so you’re just moving on then?
seems like it
you open your eyes, and a wizard stands before you
i’m a f+cking wizard!
excuse me?
you look upon the river
where’d the river come from?
the wizard turns the river into frogs
yo, what the f+ck?
i’m so reading this to the end
you’re like, “dude, what the f+ck?
that was sick!”
i know it is
“can you show me your ways, oh, wise one?”
i think you’re having some sort of psychotic break right now
mmm, come back to my castle

the wizard takes you back to his castle
where he pulls out his binder of pokémon cards
look at these!
and as you gaze, upon them you realize he’s got all 150
(but why?)
i have them all, b+tch!
hahahaha!
keeps them pokes on him
i keep them pokes on me
because no one can runneth up on a wizard
with all 150 original pokémon cards
okay
even the cool charizard one
yo, is that psa 10?
the one where he’s all, like, bent over
that’s worth, like, 5,000 dollars or whatever
i think i used to f+cking have that one, like, in my binder
but i would share pokémon cards with a girl that, like–
we were, like, f+cking 10
and we decided that we were boyfriend and girlfriend
and shared pokémon cards
and then i lost all the pokémon cards in the divorce
okay
anyway, here’s the album

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