greasyow - crumps & tea lyrics
i wake up early and i get on to my laptop
then i search online to get some cat crocs
and some e boy chains that look like a fat rock
and see a dm from a friend of me as a snapshot
colour in paper with my box of crayola
go to tesco and get a can of coca cola
then use google translate to say “hola”
then cough out in public so people think i have corona
i am a proper british lad with my crumps and tea
sh+t i spilt it on myself now i have 2nd degree
it’s not there phew but f+ck it’s on my knee
there is a kid slide ima go on it, weeeee
i go on this dead game that is called overwatch
i play comp and i get f+cked in the crotch
like fortnite slang i got put in a box
f+ck it ima go on a game that is made by notch
i listen to my spotify miss you by corpse
i eat my dinner with only my fork
pop off like i am with the corks
i am only 14 but i’m getting a divorce
they say i am dababy so i go less goo
drink cup of tea nah some espresso
i love doja cat her best song is say so
then i see boris johnson with his little manifesto
unicorn boy is bald like caillou
i watch the document of honey boo boo
like bastion i go hee wee woo woo
my gaming sk!lls sucks doo doo
i see a girl over there that has cooties
i play mw3 call of duty
i go instagram and see some booty
i got trolled it is some man b00bies
i am a proper british lad with my crumps and tea
sh+t i spilt it on myself now i have 2nd degree
it’s not there phew but f+ck it’s on my knee
there is a kid slide ima go on it, weeeee
i go on this dead game that is called overwatch
i play comp and i get f+cked in the crotch
like fortnite slang i got put in a box
f+ck it ima go on a game that si made by notch
ok i really miss you i am being serious
watch vanoss gaming and h2o delirious
they call me george so i guess i am curios
i don’t know why you are stupid like why so oblivious
please hide your face like it’s hideous
and you really got scared watching insidious
i am quiet like ferb so they call me phineas
love is unknown like it’s so mysterious
i am a proper british lad with my crumps and tea
sh+t i spilt it on myself now i have 2nd degree
it’s not there phew but f+ck it’s on my knee
there is a kid slide ima go on it, weeeee
i go on this dead game that is called overwatch
i play comp and i get f+cked in the crotch
like fortnite slang i got put in a box
f+ck it ima go on a game that is made by notch
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