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greenie (uk) - diary of an introvert (remix) lyrics

yeah
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
this one goes out to my fellow shut ins and active twitter users
you know who you are
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yeah, cmon

dear diary, today i played in bed
i’ve been playing video games that made me use my head
and i’m thinking that this is a great way
to teach the youth what the world is today
but sometimes the games can be set in the past
like red dead, vice city but ac is ass
i play just for a good story
all day everyday, it never gets boring
so yeah man i got no job
my parents give me dough just for peeling corn on a cob
do i feel guilty? no, it may take less than an hour
but there’s others out there who could afford true power
but that’s boring and i ain’t political
i hardly sleep at night and do miss the bus for school
but ah well there’s other ways to teach myself
i got internet, video games and books on my shelf

dear diary, i’ve gone and write a song
about being lazy, it’s around 4 minutes long
and that is what i do, i just jot it down
and write some lyrics that i like the sound
i use my laptop then create away
producing sh+t which for me takes around 7 days
and then it stays on my hard drive
i think this ep is gonna have 4 or 5
songs, each being different as such
but i stop sometimes to think of others as much
who are like me, introverts
they be virgins, unpopular and disconcert
“who will save them?” crossed a thought in my mind
and what kind of lover will they find
i don’t know, i think they’ll have to bribe for it
they look at models all the time so they gotta be fit

i’m aware the fact i am
living in a small tin can
everyone likes to call me introvert
i don’t get out of the house
got no luck looking for spouse
that’s the hard truth of introverts
dear diary, i felt so female today
been looking online about the female way
but nevertheless i’d only do drag
like a stag in deer clothing who reads the local rag
so i tried on some makeup
just to make up my wrinkley face up
and i told myself i look fine as f+ck
when i look up in the mirror and see i don’t find a crook
yeah, some call me beta male
but some call me a princess from a snail
but i’m more professional than a royal
and i put on my wig like i was going to the ball
until midnight
anyways my choice of clothing is wearing a tank of white
under a stylish black blazer
with black tight pants looking sharp like a razor
so i went to my mothers wardrobe
and i found the right and appropriate clothes
so i put them on, singing a song
you know that one song that shania twain was rocking on
but wait, must take my tops off
i need to put on a bra over some socks and cloths
now i put everything back on
and put on glasses it wasn’t even that long
now i feel complete, time to eat meat
oh but wait i gotta put something on my feet
now them naysayers will call me freaky lawyer
and thus concludes my adventure like tom sawyer

time to go outside

- greenie uk lyrics

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