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greenie (uk) - the scotsman (04/01/20 demo) lyrics

[verse 1]
yeah i’m the scotsman
that’s all i can do
i’m pale and wee small
we’re drinking irn bru
living by ben nevis
isn’t the best
being so high up
is a big test
i come from britain
not england ‘yer tw+t
and if ‘yer say that
then obviously ‘yer fat
[chorus]
i am the scotsman
no, i’m not from wales
just because our accent sounds similar
everyone who tries it fails

[verse 2]
living on me own
is really that hard
i live a couple miles away
from the nearest walmart
oh wait, this is britain
i’ve must have forgot
our local supermarket
is asda, you got
people make fun of meh
that ain’t fair
i have add
please show me some care
yeah

[chorus]
i am the scotsman
no, i’m not from wales
just because our accent sounds similar
everyone who tries it fails
[bridge]
scottish fish? living by the scottish coast?
well, sh+t dude, i thought you would turn ghost
getting the sh+t beat out by that fat kid
hasn’t anyone told you that you be slothing like sid?
but really man, i’ve gotta feel sorry
for your mental disorder, sh+t, that really got me
but we can’t forget what you did to minorities
sending nudes to 11+year+olds for priorities
your d+ck fell of inside your cats
after all, we all know you are afraid of rats
so you try to grab mine to have one back
how bout you stop following me cause i don’t give a (fack)
stoner w+lly?
more like hillbilly
saying you’ll blow muhammad is just beyond silly
oh by the way
chelsea lost so badly any day
so shave your eyebrows now or admit you’re g+y
when i say enough is enough
it’s time to not get rough
stop sending pointless messages that aren’t very tough
like seriously dude why do you keep saying ‘bruh’
everyone knows you bathe with your cats, huh?
your music is trash because you’re not a real musician
and everyone can see my point of vision
for the sake of it, this ain’t going to be a collision
your life ain’t nothing but a superstition
[guitar solo]

[chorus]
i am the scotsman
no, i’m not from wales
just because our accent sounds similar
everyone who tries it fails

i am the scotsman
no, i’m not from wales
just because our accent sounds similar
everyone who tries it fails

[outro]
i am the scotsman
i am the scotsman
i am the scotsman
i am the scotsman
scotsman

- greenie uk lyrics

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