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grewsum & j-dogg - pet monster lyrics

[verse 1: grewsum]
i didn’t ask for this sh+t to happen, was having no luck
was so stuck in life, alone with no one to show love
sitting alone at home, heard a scratch at the door
what the f+ck was that?
opened it, that’s when my homie showed up
what the f+ck was i looking at?
kind looked like a gremlin covered in blood, shivering
picked him up and brought him in
i cleaned him up, gave him a spot to sleep in the kitchen
comes and goes as he pleases
i’m freaking out when he’s missing ’cause he’s always bringing me little presents whеn he comes back home
backbonеs, flesh, internal organs, and cracked skulls
why’s he bringing evidence home to me now? assh0l+
but i just tell him “thanks” ’cause i’d hate for him to be sad
so i treat him like he’s my pet
show him the love he’s needing and the bleeding that he’s been creeping out
seeking isn’t a reason to speak of him like a demon
in fact i actually lean in to the benefits i reap from having him
think i’ma keep him because
[chorus: j+dogg]
my new pet that i got is the best
he won’t let anyone f+ck with me (anyone f+ck with me)
he does whatever i ask
i tell him “k!ll” he attacks and brings bits back to me (brings bits back to me)
wake up to flesh in the fridge, a severed head in my bed and my friend fast asleep (my friend fast asleep)
i’ve always wanted a pet and now i’ve got one
it’s just that my friend has to eat (my friend has to eat)

[verse 2: j+dogg]
i see all these happy folks out walking their dogs
but then i look on so lonely while raking my lawn ’cause i
got a little secret in my house that i’d love to share
but my pet ain’t conventional so please heed the signs, beware
i gotta keep him hidden on sunny days, at dog parks
ain’t no buying kibble and treats up at the walmart
you won’t find him at shelters, no, there ain’t no adopting
it takes a special type to go and scoop up a goblin
speaking of gobbling, the feeding is tedious
the only thing he likes to eat is hacked up people bits
i let him out at night ’cause he’s so mischievous
he’s such a good boy, always up to some evil sh+t
he’s got a keen sense for those that do me wrong
he really locks on the scent, they don’t last too long
so, you best mind your manners, watch your ps and qs
or else my little pet monster’s gon’ be snacking on you
[chorus: j+dogg]
my new pet that i got is the best
he won’t let anyone f+ck with me (anyone f+ck with me)
he does whatever i ask
i tell him “k!ll” he attacks and brings bits back to me (brings bits back to me)
wake up to flesh in the fridge, a severed head in my bed and my friend fast asleep (my friend fast asleep)
i’ve always wanted a pet and now i’ve got one
it’s just that my friend has to eat (my friend has to eat)

- grewsum j dogg lyrics

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