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gridline studios - wario vs count dracula lyrics

[intro: announcer]
gridline rap battles
wario
vs
count dracula
begin

[verse 1: wario]
it’s good to be alive says+a+me on your street
count on me
i’ll make a bl++dy mary of this beat (wah!)
you’re getting long in the tooth like your movies (oh!)
they call me wah but the hood call you dookie (yah!)
your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor (augh!)
you went from a bad soldier to bram stoker (oh!)
without the blood in your body you’re just a sham, poser (wah!)
what you seduce the ladies for when you lack b+n+r (wah!)
you got charged for your death wish (wah!)
dimes carved out your necklace (wah!)
i munch on garlic for breakfast (wah!)
one fart and you’re dead b+tch
ask the kingdom i wear the crown in this race
you can’t hypnotize deez nuts to stay out of your face
i’m revving up the motor when track’s hittin’
i could beat your ass in tennis call that bat+minton
[verse 2: count dracula]
cool mustache, stalin
it’s dracul straight out the coffin
now it’s my turn to k!ll the mic
you’ll place second, turn your road into a silver mine
i remain the craziest blood sucker
i’ll turn daisy to the tastiest gut supper
and i make the whole neighborhood shudder
the only jokes you crack are straight from your b+tt, plumber
i’m rocking in my castle cuz i’ve always been invited
you couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
and let’s be honest, looking at your bare bones
no one wants to see your full moon
wario werewolf
your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention cr+p
i’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
i would slice you like meatb+lls in your spaghetti
but it seems elon musk butchered you already

[verse 3: wario]
you think you got the crowd, but i can get louder
i’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
to save the princess i’ll rampage your romania
while you just prey on girls, #cancelvania
ram wood in your heart and then wario take treasures
i’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
got no friends to there’s no one to miss you
even your reflection got up and ditched you
[verse 4: count dracula]
i’ve no need for your fortunes
as i feast on your organs
as i fill graveyards with corpses
as i leave kiddies as orphans
and don’t get your witch in our clashes
when i ignite the mic i turn ashley to ashes
while i stay immortal i watch your mushroom crowds burning
where’d you get the dub from, olympic couch surfing?
i’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
tried to shoot your shot with daisy but d’oh you missed
i’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
you’ll stay in shadows sucking mario’s assh0l+

[outro: announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
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