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grind time now - the saurus vs dizaster lyrics

[round 1: dizaster]
yo, yo most people like to say the saurus is undefeated
until he came to battle with a black shirt with a little orange underneath it
yo check it out, yo check it out
when i first heard you i’m like, “what’s all the fuss about?”
yo congratulations dawg you managed to name yourself after the one book that no one gives a f-ck about
yo look y’all we have a the saurus in the house
but i can’t think of one person i know that has a thesaurus in their house
ayo check it, check it, check it out
aye man…ayo, ayo f-ck the bullsh-t
stop laughing before i smack you up
ayo f-cking…man i’m blanking out
f-ck the bullsh-t, yo you’re like sh-t cause you’re full of sh-t
ayo f-cking…ayo, ayo, check it out
man what the f-ck is wrong with me?
ayo i’m blanking out but i’ma bring it back, swinging back b-tch
i’ma f-ck around and hit the track
yo, yo, yo so f-ggot go back to your monarch protestant provinces
your greek h-m-s-xual parliment
a group of people who think they can portray the image of god as a monument
yo i don’t even know how this guy’s so c-cky and confident
he flew out from the west coast and got demolished by solomon and came back home like he got an accomplishment
and you’re still on his d-ck
you look like a republican post-modern, the sloppiest c-ck swallowing novelist
whose hobby is gargling p-ss
you swallow so much d-ck your dentist also has a degree as a gynecologist

[round 1: the saurus]
hey everybody give it up for the last four bars of that verse

when i bust a verse it’s over
i’ma f-cking serve this poser
who came all the way from socal for some undeserved exposure
b-tch, i got scribble twice, freestyle olympics twice
and i don’t need another ring
you’ve got the pit, and only the pit, and that don’t mean a f-cking thing
see i’m a legendary great, you were never very great
but looking back through history that’s a hereditary trait
so tell this f-ggot -ss rhymer, get the f-ck outta my battle rap cipher
and go hitchhike a plane or become a taxi cab driver

[dizaster]
oooh. that’s some racial sh-t. that’s some racial sh-t

[the saurus]
alright i don’t think that we properly prepared for this occ-ssion
cause we might be on the verge of a full terrorist invasion
see there could be homicide when this islamic guy’s performing
but not from violence, just cause y’all will wanna die of boredom
yo, you don’t have the heart to be dope
if you didn’t live at home with dad and mommy, you’d be starving and broke
regarding the flow, this f-ggot’s hardly a pro
but i’m just wondering where aladdin parked the magic carpet he drove

[round 2: dizaster]
yo, yo i slipped up but right now i’m about to embarr-ss you more
ayo it looks like this broke down spartan ain’t prepared for a war
someone tell me what the f-ck harrison ford is calling me a “terrorist” for
ayo, ayo, check it out, check it out you dumb b-tch
hip hop was never about foreigners, immigrant citizens
it’s about who spits it the wickedest
and quite sick-frankly i’m sick of this
all i know is that you have the biggest t-ts
and your face looks like it’s been picked with vigorous instruments
and the amount of holes in your face represent every mc you ever went against
ayo, i don’t wanna listen to the lead singer of incubus
especially when he looks like a vicious carnivorous d-ck eating icarus
ayo dawg check it out, yo and greeks voted no on prop 8 cause they get along with g-ys
ayo his face looks like it’s been periodically bombed with subatomic rays
ayo to fix this sh-t you need a family doctor or hospital that pays
cause honestly i’m amazed how i can rap when your tonsils are f-cking blazed
sounds like you got hit in the vocal box with supersonic waves
after you swallowed a whole box of popsicles and blades
ayo check it out, i should join the congress and have a doctrine waged
to put all you d-ck gobblers in a cage
i hope that you know that your great grandfather is probably the one responsible for aids
cause greece is the only place on earth where you can catch gonorrhea from a goddess that you praise

[round 2: the saurus]
i’m sick of all the tough talk, acting like he could out gangster me
so for these three rounds, b-tch i’ma beat you down basically
get with the program
i learned from his last session with nocan’
nothing happens when you mess with the zohan
you bring this tough guy talk like you’re twice as hard and down
but the roof you’re sleeping under is in the nicest part of town
you ain’t flipping doe or pimping hoes on spinners rolling blocks
real disasters ruin families: you still live at home with pops!
so you’re gonna die tonight cause you spent your entire life as a martyr
you’d have a better f-cking chance if syanide was your partner
yo, ever since you left from your desert turf, you’ve been destined for getting work
not as a rapper but as the freshest 7-11 clerk
i’m a rapper in better form
sh-t i wish that dizaster was never born
so let’s all partake in a reenactment of desert storm

[round 3: dizaster]
ayo, c’mon the saurus you’re gonna die dawg
what you thought you was gonna reign forever?
with your fake -ss gods who thought they could shoot lightening rods and change the weather?
but instead all we saw was two f-ggots on a hammock eating grapes together
ayo you try to diss me and say i have persian fam’
h-ll yeah i wear a turban man, i’m from an urban land
you can p-ss for a neo-n-z- german fan
that surged the klan or a kurdish man from turkishstan
ayo i think i just burned this man
and i think that someone needs to call up slim and tell him i murdered stan
ayo, and if i was eminem this is what i would say
“ayo the saurus your rhymes are g-y
you claiming the bay but monterey is 80 miles away.”
try to diss me about being being an al-qaeda member
you’re just about as gangster as dexter in leather suspenders
next time you come up here i need a better contender
oh i forgot, it’s the saurus there is no better contender
ayo what you mean bourbon chicken his face never been tender
he looks like shredder escaped from a medical center after having his head in a blender
or simply left his flesh connected to a metal dispenser
wonder why the truth never will register?
instead of going to school to become a professor lecturer
he f-cking took s-x ed for seven semesters and developed into a s-xual predator

[round 3: the saurus]
wow, you squeezed a lot in there!
(-laughs-)
don’t get too close, toni kukoc!
i’m destroying this wack cat
disasters are supposed to be feared, this one gets pointed and laughed at
and something everybody from here should know for starters:
my career is going farther than amir the cobra charmer’s!
we understand you’re faking, you’re from a land that’s vagrant
where f-cking camel racing is known as public transportation
d-mn, i think this can be my quickest serving
cause it’s been determined that i’m battling the prince of persia with a missing turban
oh god i want to put a f-cking end to you now
cause it’s obvious i’m better with style
so this is exactly what you get for rolling up on me
but hey, good luck with your new reality show: growing up ghandi

[round 4 (overtime): dizaster]
instead of saying sh-t to madness like the only thing people know you for
is wrc’s is choking more
you need to take that timeout and go into the mirror and focus on the saurus more
go the f-ck back to greece and service your h-m- lord
and while you’re over there ask ’em why they gave you such f-cked up vocal cords
see what happened was the saurus was a soldier in the trojan war
got pushed overboard, and came to america from greece with a broken sword
yo dawg, instead of battling me you need to do something about your open pores
i mean open sores
cause you love to refer to them as gorgeous pores cause they supply you with camouflage when you’re on the ocean floor
to go unnoticed from the sharks when they’re close to sh-r-
ho, ho, ho i guess that’s what people know you for
yo man aim at me and squeeze
man, f-cking- you ain’t never been on a turf with bangers
your fan base consists of nothing but herbs and fakers
surfers/skaters, internet nerds and ravers
ayo you’re from the burbs you faker
and the truth about greek gods being h-m-s will surface later
see you’re a perpetrator
you’re the world’s worst debator
life is about serving a purpose greater than being a perverted pee-wee herman impersonator
you have a face that’s been cursed with crators
looking like a half burnt terminator trying to make his return as an urban skater

[round 4 (overtime): the saurus]
face jokes, whoa! never heard those before
ha ha, would i ever call your verse dope? for sure
if you think you’re going home with a win today then this f-ggot’s dreaming
cause we should just call this overtime from operation iraqi beating
this cat ain’t even top five in his geographic region
his rap career is non existent like the nina that he’s squeezing
i’m not believing that
the reason that you’re posing gutter but it’s bogus f-cker
this is what would happen if the jonas brothers boned eachother
you ain’t f-cking rapping hot
it’s been at least a f-cking year since dizaster’s rocked
so at best this is an aftershock
yo i’m about to ruin this stupid f-cking faker too
you know the lyrics to my songs, sh-t i can’t do the same for you
you’re the wackest type you have to die
i’ll make this f-g a sacrifice
but sorry only dude are waiting for in the afterlife
yeah you’re the f-ggot type, you can try to brush it off
but you’re still nothing dawg, you’re f-cking soft as b-tterscotch
so i’ma f-cking blaze you down like the san fernando wildfires
and put this al-qaeda style biter in a piledriver

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