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gustafer yellowgold - baconstein lyrics

[verse 1: gustafer yellowgold]
take a seat
listen to my story of this magic meat
at my breakfast table i am so naive
’cause he surprises me
let me explain
nine+inch height
body made of bacon and he’s cooked just right
he flexes without breakin’ and he likes to hide
in sandwiches of mine
then he jumps out for the fright
[chorus: gustafer yellowgold]
b+b+b+baconstein
baconmaster of deception
with his ninja tricks
b+b+b+b+baconstein
he’s little but he’s st+rdy
like a stack of bricks

[verse 2: gustafer yellowgold]
oh, it’s bad you see
now i’m nervous when i’m smellin’ smoky hickory
i even flinch at pictures of a blt
there’s more, you see
his accent seems like
south kentucky forest
with boots and jeans he’d be a bacon chucky norris
martial arts machine
now he’s all up in my scene

[chorus: gustafer yellowgold]
b+b+baconstein
baconmaster from kentucky
with his sneaky tricks
b+b+b+b+baconstein
leaves me stingin’ with his
greasy helicopter kicks
[post+chorus: gustafer yellowgold]
oh, he loves judo and karate
kickboxing and pilates
watch him work those abs

[bridge: baconstein]
(abs!)
listen up!
they crackle when i pop ’em (abs!)
got a perfect six on my middle and bottom (abs!)
call me turkey?
them’s fightin’ words! (abs!)
got the sweetest sound you ever heard

[chorus]
b+b+b+baconstein
meaty master of chaotics
with his book of tricks
b+b+b+b+baconstein
brags of no antibbiotics
in those grizzly mitts

[outro: gustafer yellowgold & baconstein]
baconstein
smell my sizzle!
you want a slice o’ this?
baconstein
you can’t trust a sausage

- gustafer yellowgold lyrics

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