guttermouth - lucky the donkey lyrics
my mother f-cked a donkey down in mexico
she had trienta margaritas 25 years ago
her purse had just been stolen
she had to make some cash
for 50, 000 pesos
the donkey f-cked her -ss
im so ashamed it made me sick
my mother’s box was his salt lick
human donkey fornication
her taco is the destination
it soon became apparent
it wasnt for the dough
a genuine fiesta – at the donkey show
the crowd would shout “ole!”
as she nibbled on his sack
they never had a patron
demand their money back
a real freak show in the pit
the donkey’s f-ckin my moms t-ts
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
the donkeys name was lucky
oh boy he loved to f-ck
he’d get so d-mn excited
he’d kick and make you duck
if you want to be a star
its easy to be famous
just pull down your pants
and let lucky f-ck your -n-s
im so ashamed it made me sick
my mother’s box was his salt lick
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
lucky the luckiest donkey
lucky the luckiest donkey
lucky the luckiest donkey
lucky the luckiest donkey
“ole!”
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