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gwar - masturbate lyrics

[anton reemcob:] my dear ladies and genteel-men, allow me to introduce myself. i am anton reemcob, poet, laureate, playwright, and the ethereal embodiment of evolution itself
[fan:] where’s gwar? we want gwar!
[anton reemcob:] there will be no gwar show tonight! such a soph-m-ric cast with their bl–dy tableaus, and phallic imagery, and shallow wit do not merit a proscenium, no, not much less an audience. here tonight, i have -ssembled such an art form as the world hath never seen. performing the paramount feats of orchestral legerdemain, they are the matchless peak of peerless perfection. i give to you…
prestige!

prestige
a cult
prestige
[moan]
lamborghini
mercedes-benz
maserati
farvergnugen
countach five
[???]
players club
telly
savalas

[chorus]
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-

[verse 1]
it’s okay by you
if it’s okay by me
i hope that in the morning
i won’t be hiv

hiv
hiv
hiv
positive

h-h
h-h
h-h
hiv
pos-pos-pos-positive

[verse 2]
actually brothers boop
some while others droop
when women come around
they loathe the woman brown

pasty face and sickly
i shake my tiny -rs-
please don’t c-m too quickly
as you fist my swollen m-ss

prestige

[chorus]
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-

to see you that way
up close, today
for sure, to see
up close, that way, to see
like it

[spoken]
[nigel:] i’m nigel ponce from leeds
[rico:] and i’m rico bowel grande from rio de janeiro
[nigel:] aren’t you glad gwar’s not playing tonight?
[rico:] oh please, not those barbarians!
[nigel:] bring that beat back
[rico:] pr-nto!

[verse 3]
i want to go to prison
cause there are lots of men
and in the mop closet
commit a s-xy sin

out in the courtyard
struggling with the weights
lots of s-xy negroes
i make a lot of dates

back in the cell block
face against the bars
they’re moving [???]
my stinky-winky star

[chorus]
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-
m-st-rb-t-, m-st-rb-t-

ah ah ah!
ahhh!

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