gwar - the performer lyrics
i’ll come to town for you
dress up like a clown for you
pull my pants on down for you
then i’ll crawl away
i will blow hot fart on you
i will build an r-2 d-2
i won’t even start for you
unless you f-cking pay
because i am the performer
because i am the performer
because i am the performer
i will come to town for you
dress up like a clown for you
try not to f-ck around on you
do so anyway i will find the ark for you
go sleep in the park with you
i’ll even suck a c-ck or two
but no sir, i’m not gay
because i am the performer
because i am the performer
because i am the performer
before i was a wh-r-
on tour i was the child always running around
with his d-ck hanging out
and diapers pulled down
show biz was calling so i hit the stage
worked out an act where i got raped in a cage
my life was bullsh-t and i didn’t care
went to go bowling and i missed on my spare
but what else could i f-cking do
but play another song for you
thinking about a nose job, too
’cause i am the performer
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