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gwar - tick-tits lyrics

let’s go, tick-t-ts!

[verse 1]
well have you seen her t-ts?
when they are covered in ticks
it’s sh-t like that
that makes monks sh-g their wicks
say have you seen her ticks?
sucking on her t-ts?
not even dog-t-ts are better than this
unless of course they are covered in ticks
what could be better than ticks on your t-ts?
except for d-ck-ticks, all up in the slit
and also, your mother’s a wh0r-
the ticks got so big, they won’t fit through the door
have you seen her t-ts when they’re covered in ticks?
let’s all go l!ck them then pop them with sticks
tick-t-ts are growing, they’re saggy and grey
and once you f-ck tick-t-ts, you’ll never go g-y

[chorus]
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts, i love
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts, d-ck-slit, sick sh-t
ahhh!

[verse 2]
have you seen her t-ts?
underneath all of those ticks?
baggy and saggy and filled up with pus
this is your mom, she hangs out with us
dammit, i love me some ticks
so do the wops and the micks
and if you don’t you oughta
the mexicans love a big tick-t-t pinata
i am addicted to ticks
and i don’t wanna sound like a pr-ck
so many ticks you can’t see her at all
if it keeps up like this, she’ll be banned from the mall
now let’s set fire to the ticks
it’s as easy as fl!cking your bic
the tick-t-tted wonder is bursting with flame
her t-ts are on fire, i don’t know her name

[chorus]
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts, i love
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts, d-ck-slit, sick sh-t
ahhh!

[bridge]
i got this job on ebay
they sent me to scr-pe out her flap
never guessed i’d be so impressed
by her tick-t-t d-ck-slit trap
just a flopping m-ss of grayish skin
oozing ichor from every crease
did i forget to mention
she’s morbidly obese?

tick! t-ts!

tick-t-ts
oh tick-t-ts
please clean out your gash
(tick! t-ts!)
a rugby team is at the door
we really need the cash
(tick! t-ts!)

[chorus]
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts, i love
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts
tick-t-ts, d-ck-slit, sick sh-t
ahhh!

[solo]

[bridge 2]
her suffering is over now
she found death, i pray
her body so covered in insects
haven’t seen her face for days
her mung-encrusted ‘ginal hole
became a swarming insect bowl
baggy and saggy and puffy and gross
the talk of the town!
the toast of the coast!

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