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gym class heroes - girl or dog lyrics

[intro]
what up, paco? little f-cker
she’s such a mess, so depressed
he just looks at me
i look at her and see my reflection crookedly
he can’t talk but he understands
all i want is quality time with both of ’em
but she’s got other plans

[verse 1]
we shared a common love
but she was hesitant
i dove in face first like f-ck the prerequisite
he tried to warn me
this girl was bad news
but i was lonely, in need of a companion
canine or female, i’m like f-ck it i’ll take them both
and lost track of what i needed most (how selfish)
she had stories of abandonment and prozac
they kind of bored me to the point i felt concerned
until i learned that he’d been watching every episode
and taking notes on how to sit and wait his turn
now if only i could find a way to make her stop talking about herself for more than two minutes
we could get married
what a scary thought
all i saw was ducks crying and a silent child absorbing everything
waiting for his chance to scream
like for instance, the time she made me feel guilty
for my accomplishments and her lack of p-ssion
mind s-x was an understatement, let’s call it brain rape
and when i needed them walks, he didn’t hesitate
so now i’m like evaluating every move she makes
cause her words get more irrelevant with every sip she takes
sometimes he gets me p-ssed and small sh-t escalates
it’s a strange relationship but it’s a bond that never breaks
and i strongly suggest, the next time that you find yourself looking for love
just get a pet. and wear a bulletproof vest
cause you never know, she could be the one looking to bum a cigarette
it’s such a simple concept, never trust a big -ss with emo gl-sses and alcoholic tendencies
chances are that in all her drunken splendor
she’ll leave out the part about her chemical dependencies

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